The world is doomed.

[Flanders]

Did this happen twice and that's why you posted it twice??
(post #16 & #19)

No i just tried to edit my post due to my bad spelling ,do not know how I managed that

 

[freddo]

Any of you lads got any similar stories.

Sadly I work with someone like that.

I only know of one that is still going.

I was working on the same street as that last month.

 

[JAWS]

McDonald's are so much better on the USAF bases

 

[Silly Sausage]

I'm desperate for a Wimpy now with special sauce.
Cheeseburger or International Grill? Agh, decisions, decisions.
My nearest is 25 miles away

 

[rolyberkin]

We used to enjoy ordering half a light and bitter, some younger members won't understand that though!;-)

 

[GMES]

Get it delivered by Uber, that seems to be the latest craze with the youngsters.

Bloody uber for McDonald's., there is an app for it.

 

[Toneyz]

Get it delivered by Uber, that seems to be the latest craze with the youngsters.

Bloody uber for McDonald's., there is an app for it.

They have started doing home deliveries at the on the other side of Northampton to me. Used to have a Wimpy in Northampton up to about 10 years ago.

 

[Dave OCD]

I can remember going to birthday parties for our kids in the local Wimpy years ago, 'Mr Wimpy' would bring out a cake with candles etc and some of the youngsters would be terrified.

 

[Andy78]

I once had a nearly identical sandwich buy in a sarny shop.

Me I'll have a bacon salad please.
Her A what ?
Me A bacon salad please
Her We don't do a bacon salad, you mean a BLT.
Me No I mean a bacon salad. You do salad and you do bacon, I just want both in a sandwich please
Her No no no, you mean a BLT (her face says "I'm the sandwich expert round here than you very much")
Me So what does a BLT have in it then ?
Her Bacon, lettuce, tomato
Me Ok, so get me a BLT with cucumber, onion, boiled egg and mayo please

She gives me a look like I'm Neo breaking the f**king matrix or something and at the same time her head is imploding trying to comprehend what just happened.

You're right, we are doomed.

 

[PEG]

Right,i've got a drive-thru story,for you....
Long time ago,myself and six pals,finish a day of cutting up scrap,and go to the Mcdougal in Chorlton,for a sit in job....staff got RC,as we looked like mumpers,and to be fair,were quite hyperactive....so off we trot...

Months later,we have to collect half a dozen dead sheep,from a hunt kennels. Now these are fallen stock,and are usually sectioned and fed to the dogs,but these had been languishing in the sun for a couple of weeks,and each one was three times bigger than original... the smell was legendary...and on the back of the transit tipper,they went...

Guess which establishment,got us as a drive-thru?

Da da da der da...i'm lovin it

 

[MFS Electrical]

I once had a nearly identical sandwich buy in a sarny shop.

Me I'll have a bacon salad please.
Her A what ?
Me A bacon salad please
Her We don't do a bacon salad, you mean a BLT.
Me No I mean a bacon salad. You do salad and you do bacon, I just want both in a sandwich please
Her No no no, you mean a BLT (her face says "I'm the sandwich expert round here than you very much")
Me So what does a BLT have in it then ?
Her Bacon, lettuce, tomato
Me Ok, so get me a BLT with cucumber, onion, boiled egg and mayo please

She gives me a look like I'm Neo breaking the f**king matrix or something and at the same time her head is imploding trying to comprehend what just happened.

You're right, we are doomed.

Wasn’t subway by any chance was it?

 

[Andy78]

Wasn’t subway by any chance was it?

No just a small independent sandwich shop. In subway I'd have been happy just being grunted at to recognise my presence.

 

[MFS Electrical]

I once had a nearly identical sandwich buy in a sarny shop.

Me I'll have a bacon salad please.
Her A what ?
Me A bacon salad please
Her We don't do a bacon salad, you mean a BLT.
Me No I mean a bacon salad. You do salad and you do bacon, I just want both in a sandwich please
Her No no no, you mean a BLT (her face says "I'm the sandwich expert round here than you very much")
Me So what does a BLT have in it then ?
Her Bacon, lettuce, tomato
Me Ok, so get me a BLT with cucumber, onion, boiled egg and mayo please

She gives me a look like I'm Neo breaking the f**king matrix or something and at the same time her head is imploding trying to comprehend what just happened.

You're right, we are doomed.

Wasn’t subway by any chance was it?

No just a small independent sandwich shop. In subway I'd have been happy just being grunted at to recognise my presence.

one of the subways round here is a total dive they never have anything, it’s always just ran out, they always put the wrong thing on your sandwich even after asking twice and the cookies are always stale

 

[Squid]

Did this happen twice and that's why you posted it twice??
(post #16 & #19)

 

[Squid]

I once had a nearly identical sandwich buy in a sarny shop.

Me I'll have a bacon salad please.
Her A what ?
Me A bacon salad please
Her We don't do a bacon salad, you mean a BLT.
Me No I mean a bacon salad. You do salad and you do bacon, I just want both in a sandwich please
Her No no no, you mean a BLT (her face says "I'm the sandwich expert round here than you very much")
Me So what does a BLT have in it then ?
Her Bacon, lettuce, tomato
Me Ok, so get me a BLT with cucumber, onion, boiled egg and mayo please

She gives me a look like I'm Neo breaking the f**king matrix or something and at the same time her head is imploding trying to comprehend what just happened.

You're right, we are doomed.

A boiled egg in a sandwich FFS......

 

[Midwest]

Me & a mate frequented a particular Chinese takeaway in Windsor, 'cos they did a good special; sweet & sour chicken balls & beef & black bean, with a little bit of chilli & fried rice. It was sold as MB. Recommended to us it was.

First time we went into the takeaway, Chinese lady serving.

I said 'Can I have an MB please'.

You want MB 1 (i.e. for one)

My mate, 'Can I have MB 1'

You want MB too.

No I want MB1.

I gave you MB.

My mate, 'but I want MB1'

I gave you MB, sweet & chicken, beef black bean. Why u no Nissan!

 

[Pete999]

Have to visit Hospital in Oxford every year and on the way home I stop at the services junction 9 M40 and end up in Burger King, got a thing for the Whopper with Cheese.
My Mrs was with me last time and I ordered Whopper with Cheese, large Fries and a Coke Mrs went for the Chicken Royal, after taking out a bank loan to pay, by card, with me so far? paid up grub on a tray Oh got any chili sauce please ? yes that will be 20 pence and when you think of all the Ketchup sachets left on the tables, makes you wonder why they would charge 20p for a chili sauce, I had no cash, and the woman behind let rip at the post Graduate behind the counter, made me blush I can tell you.

 

[Toneyz]

Have to visit Hospital in Oxford every year and on the way home I stop at the services junction 9 M40 and end up in Burger King, got a thing for the Whopper with Cheese.
My Mrs was with me last time and I ordered Whopper with Cheese, large Fries and a Coke Mrs went for the Chicken Royal, after taking out a bank loan to pay, by card, with me so far? paid up grub on a tray Oh got any chili sauce please ? yes that will be 20 pence and when you think of all the Ketchup sachets left on the tables, makes you wonder why they would charge 20p for a chili sauce, I had no cash, and the woman behind let rip at the post Graduate behind the counter, made me blush I can tell you.

I take it because of the postgraduate let you off the 20p I bet they collect the unused ketchup sachets all up again and resell them. I think I've stopped at that Burger King at that services your right it is expensive there.

 

[Pete999]

I take it because of the postgraduate let you off the 20p I bet they collect the unused ketchup sachets all up again and resell them. I think I've stopped at that Burger King at that services your right it is expensive there.

No he didn't thought about telling to shove his sauce where the Sun don't shine, so I walked away.

 

[GMES]

All service station food places are expensive.
We recently stopped at the one where the m18 meets the m180 and also had burger king.
Me our lass and granddaughter.
3 burger meals a couple of sides and it came to £32.00
It must be more expensive to warm food up on a motorway