Things an Electrician would never say

[Spoon]

Yes Madam, that’s a wonderful French maids outfit your are wearing, but unfortunately I don’t have time to see you and your twin sister model your collection, as I have to go and do a quote to fit a light in an outside toilet.

 

[Burnt Fingers]

There is no point me giving you the Certificate, it's in another language.

oh wait.....

OAP told she couldn't have council electrical wiring report because it was in Polish | Mail Online

 

[High Tower]

The public comments below are a disgrace

And i wish poeple who quote the law and the regs would get their facts straight

I.e. the **** who typed in capaitals!!

 

[timothytaylor]

So you're a plumber.. Really? What can you say about my work?

 

[Kamikaze]

After lifting the floor boards. Well madam, you don’t clean under here very often!

 

[Guest123]

Well if the NHBC said it's wrong, it must be!

 

[Phil]

i will do all the remedial works within the £50 pir included in the price.

 

[Ponty Massive]

Well if the NHBC said it's wrong, it must be!

class

 

[Phil]

i wish the big orange shed would do one of those in store demonstrations on changing a consumer unit

 

[pennywise]

Thats no problem sir I will be straight up to change your lamps for free, as obviously they blew within the 12 month warranty period which falls under my responsibility.

 

[scotsparky]

i wish the big orange shed would do one of those in store demonstrations on changing a consumer unit

Every week for 3 years i went to those demonstrations and now i am qualified!!!!!!!!!!!! whats the regs by the way?

 

[Grommit]

Prospective employer : " I pay my testing inspectors £9 per hour ".

Grommit : " I'm leaving now, thank you for wasting my time. When you've gone bust, I look forward to you serving me at my local McDonalds ".

 

[bugsy]

Cough up the dosh now in readies or I'll send the boys round

 

[adavis]

That was the cash price miss. Don't want to tax man knowing that I am not at home with a bad back.

 

[Paul.M]

That was the cash price miss. Don't want to tax man knowing that I am not at home with a bad back.

Are you talking about Lenny last week?