questions to ask the scam assessor

[sedgy34]

I posted my scam day soon what should i ask him feel free to comment
this is going to be a laugh!!!!

 

[Octopus]

Q. Why is there no enforcement of Part P "misdemeanours"??

 

[nickblake]

Why do shed sell consumer units knowing that they are going to be bought and installed by un regesterd diy chaps and chapess'

 

[TaffyDuck]

1. How can a not for profit organisation fleece its customers to the tune of £400+ for a half day assessment and offer so little in return?
2. How does a not for profit organisation justify paying its employees massive salaries to the direct detriment of hard working sparkies through-out the country?
3. Why does a multi million pound contractor pay the same as a one man band?
4. Why is there no cost effective alternative to your "services"?

 

[DNS1]

Why do shed sell consumer units knowing that they are going to be bought and installed by un regesterd diy chaps and chapess'

Because the law lets them...

At the end of the day, the DIY stores sell because they can and make a profit... It's not their job to police the industry...

They also sell knives and axes, knowing that they COULD be used to kill people.

 

[Adam W]

• Can a TN-C-S be exported to a shed?
• Should a neutral be taken to a switch?
• Should black or grey be used as neutral in 3 core cable?
• Which colour should be used as common in 2 way lighting circuits?
• Do fast track courses offer the same level of training as a full apprenticeship?
• If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
• Why do bad things happen to good people?

 

[Octopus]

1. How can a not for profit organisation fleece its customers to the tune of £400+ for a half day assessment and offer so little in return?
2. How does a not for profit organisation justify paying its employees massive salaries to the direct detriment of hard working sparkies through-out the country?
3. Why does a multi million pound contractor pay the same as a one man band?
4. Why is there no cost effective alternative to your "services"?

Best questions so far.

 

[sedgy34]

it is an half day assessment lol

 

[sedgy34]

• Can a TN-C-S be exported to a shed?
• Should a neutral be taken to a switch?
• Should black or grey be used as neutral in 3 core cable?
• Which colour should be used as common in 2 way lighting circuits?
• Do fast track courses offer the same level of training as a full apprenticeship?
• If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
• Why do bad things happen to good people?

your not allowed to export pme externally from the installation (apparantly)

 

[Guest55]

• Can a TN-C-S be exported to a shed? Yes
• Should a neutral be taken to a switch? Yes
• Should black or grey be used as neutral in 3 core cable? Grey
• Which colour should be used as common in 2 way lighting circuits? Brown
• Do fast track courses offer the same level of training as a full apprenticeship? No
• If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Yes
• Why do bad things happen to good people? Fate , sh&t happens , etc.

Tin hat on , flame suit on , nuclear bunker locked down :-D

 

[Geordie Spark]

• Can a TN-C-S be exported to a shed?
• Should a neutral be taken to a switch?
• Should black or grey be used as neutral in 3 core cable?
• Which colour should be used as common in 2 way lighting circuits?
• Do fast track courses offer the same level of training as a full apprenticeship?
• If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
• Why do bad things happen to good people?

... and finally: Why don't you "go away" & leave me alone ??!!!

 

[sedgy34]

Why don't you use a pillow to sleep on instead of a regs book

 

[Silly Sausage]

How much do you get paid for being 'An all knowledgeable Guru?'

Saw Tony Cable (I assume) & sidekick today at ELEX on their presentation stage, same old 10 most asked Qs and how to fill an EICR, what a waste of time.

 

[DNS1]

your not allowed to export pme externally from the installation (apparantly)

Don't ever understand this one...

Surely this means EVERY garage/shed etc needs its own spike...

What on earth (excuse the pun!) is wrong with using the installation earth as long as the Zs of each circuit is within limits?

 

[Guest55]

How much do you get paid for being 'An all knowledgeable Guru?'

Saw Tony Cable (I assume) & sidekick today at ELEX on their presentation stage, same old 10 most asked Qs and how to fill an EICR, what a waste of time.

He has his own NIC youtube vids , how to's on testing for simpletons etc... lol quite funny.

 

[Silly Sausage]

Thanks Biff, but I think I'll stick with sublimedirectory...

 

[Guest55]

Thanks Biff, but I think I'll stick with sublimedirectory...

Are they a rock group ?

 

[Top Cat]

How about, "you think these two jobs are bad! iv'e just shown you the best two jobs iv'e done all year!"

 

[Swicade]

ask him where my pozidrive screwdriver has gone.....buggered if i can find it.

 

[Silly Sausage]

Do I need the shell out £100s on a torque driver?

 

[cbw]

YES!!! We MUST follow MIs, they state the relevent torque for the C.U. screws.....

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Anyone know what the torque requirement is for DNO meters and fuses?????

 

[Silly Sausage]

YES!!! We MUST follow MIs, they state the relevent torque for the C.U. screws.....

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Anyone know what the torque requirement is for DNO meters and fuses?????

Would a meter fitter know what 'torque' means?

 

[Kiers1970]

Meter fitters probably listen to Torque Sport, it's for the uneducated types....

 

[jimmymac]

My favourite question is........"excuse me, correct me if i'm wrong but didn't you invent Tip-ex?"

 

[sedgy34]

Would a meter fitter know what 'torque' means?

Now that is a good question if they don't why do we have to know it

 

[jumpin jax]

Why arent BS standards offered online free instead of being ripped off?

 

[sedgy34]

Why does your company try and make your own rules and regulations up

 

[Plonker 3]

Why should i continue my membership with one of the schemes, when in comparison the number of jobs done that are not notified compared to the ones that get prosecuted proves you will not be punished in any way?

 

[Silly Sausage]

Now that is a good question if they don't why do we have to know it

Because you're a professional!

 

[Taylortwocities]

Why did I have to go to night school for three years to get my qualifications when you now let people onto the competent persons register after only 5 days?