Things an Electrician would never say

[Paul.M]

New game in the style of mock the week. Things that an electrician would never say to a customer, gaffer or other tradesmen/person.

Let's start with.......

Yes Mrs customer, I always use B&Q for all my equipment and tools. Very good quality, staff give the best advice and always know what their on about.

(I'm sure you lot can do better)

 

[antimatter]

You dont need me to come out and rewire your house for thousands of pounds!

You can rewire it yourself, in flex!

 

[martysparky]

you don't need a rewire as you can change it all like for like and then it wont need testing or building control after all its only a few wires.

if you have seen some of the DIY stuff i have seen you'd be amazed at what you can get away with.

 

[Phil]

of course i can re-wire the house without lifting your floor boards and not disrupting any of the buildings fabric

 

[antimatter]

Part P was a really really good idea!

 

[Phil]

why don`t you re-wire it save yourself a load of money and i will put my name on the cert and inform bc for you no extra charge

 

[rocker]

I'm glad the plumber put that there.

 

[Paul.M]

No luv I didn't go to college. I just follow the 5 easy steps on the side of the box.

 

[martysparky]

just wire the shower from the light circuit it'll save you the cost of 10mm cable.

 

[Phil]

thanks for leaving all that stuff in the way of my cable run i really wanted to spend the last hour cleaning your house up

 

[Judgeshred39]

I get all my work through myhammer.com and make a fortune!

Qualifications... Nah it's all up here love, college is a waste of time

 

[Paul.M]

Of course I can drive twelve miles to your house on a Saturday and put up the light fitting from IKEA for a tenner.

 

[Guest123]

Yes of coure I can put a socket there for you love......you'll be able to switch the heater on while your in the bath then!!!

 

[Deleted member 9648]

No thanks luv....I dont want a cup of tea.

 

[Deleted member 9648]

It was done by a kitchen fitter you say?....well no need to test it then,bound to be ok.

 

[Deleted member 9648]

Large PAT testing companies do a really thorough job,they are the most professional and conciencious people I know......

 

[jeremy]

I don't need to think about BS7671 or good practice when doing this install because the designer knows so much more than me and always checks his drawings !

 

[johnboy6083]

qualifications? wll, ive got a degree in biology, then decided to become a sparks, and had to do a course thing, that i just kept retaking till i passed. it was good practice, and practice makes perfect.right so where is your fuse thingy?

 

[Strickers]

I've spent years studing to be an electrician of course my quotation is well over the top and im prepared to work for some peanuts and a brass button.

 

[Dan]

Here, stand in this half full bath and grab this cable for me while I turn it on at the mains to see if it's working, Cheers.