Best practical jokes

[markc123]

Was just browsing youtube and coincidently found this - it's even got my age-old mcdonalds ketchup joke on it (ref:#2) ...i'm more common that i realised haha, and the old chap explained it much better. Only a couple of minutes long, harmless fun.

[video=youtube_share;psvkyf3PzjE]http://youtu.be/psvkyf3PzjE[/video]

 

[trev]

I sent an apprentice for a Fracturing Undercutting Centrifugal Kit once. I told him he could ask for it by it's (obvious) acronym and the dozy bugger went to the wholesalers just around the corner and asked for it.

Installing outside lighst with another dozy apprentice who was as much use as a man off when a woodbutcher asked me if I'd seen his cordless extention, idiot. As if I'd fall for that. Sadly the apprentice did and spent about an hour bouncing round the site from side to side with everyone phoning the next guy he got sent to to warn him. Eventually the site foreman had to show him a corded drill and a cordless one before he realised we were taking the mick. I don't think he finished his time poor kid.

 

[bigbaddave]

Was just browsing youtube and coincidently found this - it's even got my age-old mcdonalds ketchup joke on it (ref:#2) ...i'm more common that i realised haha, and the old chap explained it much better. Only a couple of minutes long, harmless fun.

[video=youtube_share;psvkyf3PzjE]http://youtu.be/psvkyf3PzjE[/video]

Now I get it.. I was thinking you just put ketchup in the straw.. However that is ingenious..

 

[trev]

It would work even better with a mcdonalds milkshake because you expect them to be hard work to get up the straw.

 

[bigbaddave]

It would work even better with a mcdonalds milkshake because you expect them to be hard work to get up the straw.

Ha ha. You not always get the feeling that the straw is going to end up down your throat with them things..

 

[barneybhoy]

Simple but funny, whenever I get a newish apprentice I send them to get 13a rawplugs, they always fall for it

 

[trev]

A girl over the road from us started her nursing training and on day one got sent to the stores for 3 metres of falopian tube. I could understand some of the thick buggers I've had as apprentices falling for it but a young woman?

 

[bigbaddave]

I sent a lad to sainsburys once for my dinner.. I insisted on him visiting the cheese counter and wanted "Bell end Cheese"

Apparently he came back and said they didn't have any and laughed. He still to this day doesnt know we were talking the mick

 

[Phil]

asda had a load of cheap kippers reduced one night before closing time. 10 pence a fish and a load of them. i bought hte lot and stuck them all over my mates van. on the end of the ariel on the roof basically anywhere where he could not see them when he was driving. he must have thought it was a hitchcock movie when he was driving to work they were all over it and it was red hot lmao

 

[markc123]

asda had a load of cheap kippers reduced one night before closing time. 10 pence a fish and a load of them. i bought hte lot and stuck them all over my mates van. on the end of the ariel on the roof basically anywhere where he could not see them when he was driving. he must have thought it was a hitchcock movie when he was driving to work they were all over it and it was red hot lmao

I did the exact same thing, however it was only 1 kipper...we wrapped it in a plastic bag and popped it under the passenger seat of his car, after about a day it started to absolutley stink - he was opening the bonnet and everything didn't have a clue what was going on - took him 5 full days to finally find out what and where it was, and about a further week for the smell to eventually go. Bringing back memories here haha.

 

[Phil]

I did the exact same thing, however it was only 1 kipper...we wrapped it in a plastic bag and popped it under the passenger seat of his car, after about a day it started to absolutley stink - he was opening the bonnet and everything didn't have a clue what was going on - took him 5 full days to finally find out what and where it was, and about a further week for the smell to eventually go. Bringing back memories here haha.

I know mechanics who used to empty a 4 pinter of milk under the back seats of customers that annoyed them stinks like puke when it goes off

 

[bigbaddave]

I know mechanics who used to empty a 4 pinter of milk under the back seats of customers that annoyed them stinks like puke when it goes off

I can relate to that.. I spilt milk in the wifes car... Pewwww!! It stunk for ages

 

[Phil]

I can relate to that.. I spilt milk in the wifes car... Pewwww!! It stunk for ages

better to spill it i the wifes car than your own

 

[bigbaddave]

better to spill it i the wifes car than your own

Ha Ha.. You didnt put car.. Right??

 

[Phil]

Ha Ha.. You didnt put car.. Right??

lmao your right its a good job im used to proof reading isn`t it or i would have gotten a thousand likes and a load smut to clean up afterwards

 

[bigbaddave]

lmao your right its a good job im used to proof reading isn`t it or i would have gotten a thousand likes and a load smut to clean up afterwards

Ha Ha, Phil what's the chances you can work you magic and get me a key for the arms? Sent Dan and Jason requests with my company info a few times but no joy..

 

[Phil]

Ha Ha, Phil what's the chances you can work you magic and get me a key for the arms? Sent Dan and Jason requests with my company info a few times but no joy..

I think Sintra has dropped your request into the mod section mate but will check. Dan and Jason have been fairly busy over christmas but should be back catching up through this week.

 

[bigbaddave]

I think Sintra has dropped your request into the mod section mate but will check. Dan and Jason have been fairly busy over christmas but should be back catching up through this week.

Thats perfect cheers mate.. And yeah agree.. Crimbo tends to mean that..

 

[markc123]

*cough* don't forget me needing a key cut *cough*

:biggrin5:

Speaking of other practical jokes though, how many of us hide in the dark and make the missus literally :censored: themselfes

 

[trev]

Yep, I do that. I'll sometimes hide outside the bathroom door and scream when one of the kids opens it, never fails