Best practical jokes

[bigbaddave]

Come on guys we've all done it. What the best practical joke you have played on someone?

Ill start, Had a apprentice plumber on site, Smoked like a chimney and was a really cheeky fella.. First one was when he was on lunch we dismantled his smokes and put party popper bangs in his tabs.. Well as you can imagine puff puff.... :56:

Any oldish guy was always really really pedantic about his tools, I mean like everything came on site in its original packet even down to his tape and returned back after use.. Complained daily about what ever radio station we had on and didn't matter what conversation we had it was inappropriate.... One day one of the lads was talking about an argument he had with the missus. The guy says that's just childish in my opinion.. So we decided to show him childish. Next day with the biggest roll of bubble wrap and loads of rolls covered every tool he had in bubble wrap.. Used what we had left on his van.. Well BOOOOM... He wernt happy at all.. But it the last time he moaned on the job.. Never seen him again.. Thank Fork!!

 

[markc123]

Trust me on this, and although i don't eat here often anymore...its an absolute howler...

Mcdonalds
-Whoever you're with, when they go to the toilet take the lid off their coke/fanta w.e and rip a tight corner of the ketchup sachet off - put the straw tight and deep into the sachet, and then put the lid back on the coke/fanta...suck the straw untill the ketchup comes just underneath the lid, because it takes a few seconds to suck the ketchup it needs to be nearer the top so whoever you're with doesn't smell a rat. When they come to take a sip of coke/fanta they'll get a gob full of ketchup.

If that makes any sense, hard to explain!

Ohh i love being immature at times, ha.

 

[MDJ]

We used to glue 50 pences to the floor in a busy shopping centre whilst sitting on scaffolds watching folk trying to pick them up, everytime they tried there was a huge jeer, around 100 different trades men all laughing their self silly, oh happy days.

 

[i=p/u]

Or screw lid off the salt was an old boy favourite

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Or screw lid off the salt was an old boy favourite

 

[telectrix]

company i worked for in the 90's had several female middle management b*tch*s. we went into the ladies bogs 15 minutes before break time and fitted cling film across the tops of all 4 bogs. you should have heard the screams.

 

[markc123]

company i worked for in the 90's had several female middle management b*tch*s. we went into the ladies bogs 15 minutes before break time and fitted cling film across the tops of all 4 bogs. you should have heard the screams.

bet that wasn't all you fitted was it tel

 

[Guest111]

we had a girl at work once who used to sit on her chair,slip her boots off put her shoes on then move along on her chair(office chair with wheels) to her workstation,end of day she'd wheel herself back slip into her boots stand up and walk out,now I'm not naming names but one day while she had nipped out of the office still wearing her shoes somebody put contact adhesive on the soles of her boots,boy was that funny at 5 pm.Another good one get someone to ring this number and ask to speak to MR LYON 01244 380280 ring between 9 and 4.30 tell them he rang and wants them to ring him back. Boy it's fummy lol.

 

[i=p/u]

Or send pizzas to neighbours and watch out the window and taxis

 

[bigbaddave]

we had a girl at work once who used to sit on her chair,slip her boots off put her shoes on then move along on her chair(office chair with wheels) to her workstation,end of day she'd wheel herself back slip into her boots stand up and walk out,now I'm not naming names but one day while she had nipped out of the office still wearing her shoes somebody put contact adhesive on the soles of her boots,boy was that funny at 5 pm.Another good one get someone to ring this number and ask to speak to MR LYON 01244 380280 ring between 9 and 4.30 tell them he rang and wants them to ring him back. Boy it's fummy lol.

Ha Ha Chester Zoo..

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Or send pizzas to neighbours and watch out the window and taxis

I did that when i was younger.. Made the mistake of not withholding my number.. anyway it backfired..

 

[bigbaddave]

bet that wasn't all you fitted was it tel

It certainly wasn't a camcorder. In the 90's they were the same size as a bus

 

[telectrix]

Ha Ha Chester Zoo..

i thought that straight away when iread the chester std code.

 

[bigbaddave]

Ha Ha Chester Zoo..

i thought that straight away when iread the chester std code.

I didnt get it, Had to google.. Made sense after that..

 

[Guest111]

Ha Ha Chester Zoo..

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I did that when i was younger.. Made the mistake of not withholding my number.. anyway it backfired..

please tel me you didn't ring it lol.

 

[bigbaddave]

please tel me you didn't ring it lol.

Im sorry but the Zoo is currently closed. Ha Ha.. No I put it in google

 

[Plonker 3]

Im sorry but the Zoo is currently closed. Ha Ha.. No I put it in google

If you didn't ring them how do yoh know they are closed?

 

[tidyboiler]

My best friend was married to a bloke she despised. She made him a curry with a tin of Chappie, and the finale was she sent a funeral director to measure him up for a mahogany inlaid box. :icon6:

 

[Gazmm]

i once got a text asking me to ring a number and ask for liz, she would relay the message i had called up to the rooftop plant room. it was the number for buckingham palace. they must get it a lot as the recorded message told me to hang up if id received the text message.

 

[ian.settle1]

When I was away at sea when we where in port we telephoned the pursers desk knowing a certain dim witted female purser was on duty, we asked if she could put a tannoy out asking for Mike Hunt to go to the gangway, to which she did we fell about laughing when she did, 5 minutes later we phoned again saying could she repeat the tannoy as he had not come like a dim bird she was she did just as we asked.

 

[Geordielad]

Evening all. Some of these pranks are just ace, going to have to try a few of them. The spark I worked with used to wait till I was driving down the motorway in the van at 70(ish as we do) to get the fluorescent tube tester out an then proceed to zap me until I had patches of hairs missing/singed on my arms. I had no escape and couldn't fight back because of driving! The good ol days of being an apprentice.
Mind you I wouldn't change any of it because I enjoyed the banter and learnt a lot off the lad.

 

[trev]

BOC came to a factory I did maintenance at to install some whizz bang bit of kit they made so I got the pretty but thick receptionist to tannoy Mr Hugh Jarse.

The same pretty but thick receptionist, I was in a meeting with some of the senior guys, we were having a coffee break and taking bets on how thick she was. Phone on loudspeaker....
Me, Can you settle an argument please Rachel
Rachel, I'll try to help if I can
Me, What did they call the ship in Mutiny On The Bounty?
Rachel, (a few seconds silence then) How the hell do you expect me to know

Installing some extra sockets in my mate's flat, I was crawling around under the floor pulling cables when I screamed and shouted "BRI ! RING THE POLICE" and shot out of the hole in the boards. He Asked me what was wrong and I told him there was a body in the crawl space. Of course he didn't believe me so I grabbed his landline and dialed 000 and made on as if it was 999. A couple of minutes later there was the sound of a siren getting closer and my mate started to lose his colour and composure. I let him believe it for about 10 minutes.