For those who don't know. A little of our proud race's natural history

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One of our saints (failed)
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Her Royal Skankiness Princess Cheryl of Tweedy (Cole, Fernandez-Versini) and Fenham
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One of our most successful exporters
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Our capital city.
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[telectrix]

a bit of culture for all you geordies.

If you can't beat the Scouse, join the Scouse! Here's all you need to know!

• bag 'ed = known heroin user
• nicked/grafted = stolen---
• boss = rather good
• beak = cocaine
• Bezzie = best friend/mate---
• class = marvelous---
• Crimbo = Christmas---
• a wool = person from Saint Helens
• ****in' beast that, lad = That was rather good, my friend.
• bizzies = police--
• blert = see bell-end
• bell-end = annoying person
• jarg = defective/ of low quality
• bifter/ ciggie = cigarette---
• quid/nicker = pound---
• arl-arse = out of order---
• ozzy = hospital---
• offy = store that primarily sells alcohol and Rizlas
• Queen = term of endearment for women---
• meff = idiot---
• screff = derivative of meff
• dick 'edd = stupid---
• monged = on drugs---
• ah cler = Our Claire
• de scum = the sun newspaper
• yerwah? = What was that?
• Propa' Hellshot dat, lad = Good shot old chap
• Anno, Lad = I am aware of that fact.
• the scum = Manchester United/the sun newspaper
• Boss = F*cking awsome
• sound = ok

 

[trev]

Nice one Tel, it's by understanding our differences that we'll get progress. Even if some of those words and phrases have been stolen from us Geordies

 

[Silly Sausage]

Manc for scouse = ****!

 

[telectrix]

other way round, trev. you picked them up on your way north, fleeing the roman hordes. you stopped at hadrians wall because, contrary to popular belief that the romans built it it. it was the sweaties built it to keep you out of jockland.. :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

 

[trev]

I might be campaigning to move the border south in a couple of weeks mate.
I'm sure they'd have us now.

 

[telectrix]

Manc for scouse = ****!

typical manc. can't even spell a 4 letter word.

 

[Silly Sausage]

I might be campaigning to move the border south in a couple of weeks mate.
I'm sure they'd have us now.

Be careful what you wish for my friend, be very careful...

 

[SPARTYKUS]

Her Royal Skankiness Princess Cheryl of Tweedy (Cole, Fernandez-Versini) and Fenham
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Ive just read that it was really, really funny!

 

[Andy78]

For those that ever stray into my fair home city and want to appear naturalised before arriving so as not to "gerr therred paggered in for soundin lark a nobbedd"

Learn to Speak Hull

Surfer Posh name for a settee
Merce curd Obsolete radio communications
draa waa waane The opposite of sweet white wine
Mama mia Here I am Mother.
Myrrh-bile My other telephone
Me lickle perny A toy horse
A terld-a-merl I informed everyone
Perch deg A snack, usually on terst.
Spurts clairs Garments worn by athletes.
Meolidiz My annual vacation
Yerolidiz Your annual vacation
Erk A type of wood
Yer sir slur You are not very quick
Rail smerl Not very big
Burla cherries "Life is just a................"
Rerm Capital of Italy
Kirk-a-curler A fizzy drink, usually served curled.
Burn idol Extreme laziness
Bains out larkin' The children are out playing
Gunna snerr Winter weather expected
Rerd rage Disgruntled drivers
Perm A composition in verse
Yer mammal ner Your Mother will have the information
The Nerth Pearl The most northerly point on Earth
Erm Sweet Erm One's place of residence
Oi! Gerreer! Please come hither
Nerz kern The pointed end of a rocket
Fern Curls Telecommunications/ a phonecall
The Perp Head of the Catholic Church
Yer jerkin' I don't believe you
Lerds 'n lerds Plenty
British Erm Stairs Well known department store
Pearls People from Poland
Err nerr! An expression of dismay
Goin' on rerd Going shopping
Gorra curled I have the sniffles
Am mafted I'm hot
Am nithered to the bern I'm cold
E's ard on, bless 'im This poor man is asleep
Dirt bisser mern-jee Try and be a little more enthusiastic please
Worlds Small hills

 

[Geordie Spark]

Our capital city.
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Yer wastin' yer time with this lot Son - ye'd be berra off tryin' to larn pork.

 

[trev]

The home of rickets, botulism, prostitution, necrotising fasciitis and our sworn enemy. The mackem
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[Geordie Spark]

The home of rickets, botulism, prostitution, necrotising fasciitis and our sworn enemy. The mackem
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Lovely stuff Son .. and it's all true!

...well .. almost!

 

[tidyboiler]

The home of rickets, botulism, prostitution, necrotising fasciitis and our sworn enemy. The mackem
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I had a letter delivered last week and it was addressed to me, finishing off with South Shields, Nr Sunderland. Co Durham. :38:

 

[ian.settle1]

Geordies are failed Scotsmen as when they came down to raid the North East they are the one' who couldn't climb back over Hadrian's wall

 

[trev]

Geordies are failed Scotsmen as when they came down to raid the North East they are the one' who couldn't climb back over Hadrian's wall

No, the Jocks are the ones who were too soft to come back and fight the bloody romans.
Don't make me write a page about you lot down there!