Just thought you all ought to know this.........

[The Ghost]

 

[Spoon]

Thanks... My Monday morning is now complete..

 

[Pete999]

Wow I never realised that Vorti, that's 5 minutes I'll never get back reading that, thanks a lot

 

[rsgaz]

Are you going to tell us what it means or are you just being obtuse?!?!

 

[static zap]

volume and surface area of something - 1st guess.
.... No I need my glasses that's not a cube ...
(Resisting google -brain cells may get there in end)

 

[Spoon]

Are you going to tell us what it means or are you just being obtuse?!?!

 

[littlespark]

Are you going to tell us what it means or are you just being obtuse?!?!

With that many pi’s I’m surprised he’s not being obese.

Drumroll.....
B-dum chhh!

 

[littlespark]

You mean you don’t know what it means?
Well I’m not telling you.
Call yourself an electrician

 

[Spoon]

With that many pi’s I’m surprised he’s not being obese.

Drumroll.....
B-dum chhh!

Time to go home mate..

Nothing wrong with lots of pies...
Except that now us smokers are second in The Death Race. Poor diet is currently in the lead.

 

[MJPD29]

Time to go home mate..

Nothing wrong with lots of pies...
Except that now us smokers are second in The Death Race. Poor diet is currently in the lead.

What happens if I fall into both categories?? Too many temptations out in the van

 

[Spoon]

What happens if I fall into both categories?? Too many temptations out in the van

That is just cheating....

"You can't have your cake and eat it..."...
Me: "You wanna bet..."

 

[Squid]

Thats what he whispers in to his wife's ear in a romantic and soothing voice to get her hot and ready to go, go as in falling asleep bored........

 

[Jim_e_Jib]

How to calculate a Plumber's IQ?

 

[telectrix]

bloody obvious. P is the increase in volume required by the Borg Cube when r = the number of new bodies awaiting assimilation. answer is is cubic Klingometers. don't you lot know anything?

 

[Baddegg]

How to calculate a Plumber's IQ?

I was wondering about the P....

 

[telectrix]

all you need to work out a plumbers IQ is a hammer and a stopwatch. hit him on head ( with hammer, in case any kitchen fitters are reading), clock how long it takes him to say "ouch". IQ rating starts at 10 and decreases over time ( that' s what the stopwatch is for, in case any builders are reading).

 

[Baddegg]

all you need to work out a plumbers IQ is a hammer and a stopwatch. hit him on head ( with hammer, in case any kitchen fitters are reading), clock how long it takes him to say "ouch". IQ rating starts at 10 and decreases over time ( that' s what the stopwatch is for, in case any builders are reading).

I’m assuming the spark gets the spread to do the actual hitting?

 

[telectrix]

I’m assuming the spark gets the spread to do the actual hitting?

yeah, but the spread would need to go on a Electrical Trainee course to learn how to use a hammer.

 

[Wilko]

Vort must be cacking himself

 

[FatAlan]

bloody obvious. P is the increase in volume required by the Borg Cube when r = the number of new bodies awaiting assimilation. answer is is cubic Klingometers. don't you lot know anything?

Bet you’ve got a picture of 7 of 9 on your bedroom ceiling Tel