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• Apr 1, 2014

• #31

Boydy said:

Get in there, what you waiting for :heart: ?

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He'll have finished 10 minutes ago!

 

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• Apr 1, 2014

• #32

not a van but;

 

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• Apr 1, 2014

• #33

Always advertise all your branches ,,New York , Paris , Peckham,,,,

 

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• Apr 1, 2014

• #34

I hate on vans "all aspects" mostly builders or chippys! I'm going to take pics and start a Facebook page and shame them,

 

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• Apr 1, 2014

• #35

here....does anybody want a bottom muffin?...:



courtesy of the lancashire oven.....

 

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• Apr 1, 2014

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He'll have finished 10 minutes ago!

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My fingers have just touched a place where no woman wants them to be touched. A place so rare to us normal male human types, some blokes are never going to see it again.....

Whilst she was drifting off to sleep and thinking of Brad Pitt, I placed my hand on her ankle and started to make my way up her leg. Her shin was firm and shaved, her knee is rounded and smooth leading me to her thigh. A happy moan came from her half asleep lips when I touched her lower thigh. My hand became closer to the goal, closer and closer I became to reaching the target. Slowly and surely I was almost there, inching my fingers towards the promised land of joy and happiness. Almost got it, I unzipped the leather and slowly went in. Almost got it, I poked around for a short while trying to find it. Think I've got it? It feels right? Smells right? It's the correct shape? I got a good hold of it and at this point my wife screamed out........Put my fooking purse back in my handbag. Your not spending my money going to the pub with the lads!!!

 

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• Apr 1, 2014

• #37

I've just found Tel's van :smiley2:

 

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• Apr 1, 2014

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You Barsteward Paul ! I choked on my coffee, it is running out my nose on to my keyboard. lol

 

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• Apr 1, 2014

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..........

 

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• Apr 1, 2014

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I've just found Tel's van :smiley2:

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Is he leaning out the window asking which way to geordie land?

 

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• Apr 1, 2014

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spark 68 said:

You Barsteward Paul ! I choked on my coffee, it is running out my nose on to my keyboard. lol

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Not bad for me at this time of the month lol.

 

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• Apr 1, 2014

• #42

Beat that one. This guy was in the paper last week Ray & gay builders.
If you google him there are a few images and everything he uses is pink! hard hat all is hand tools ( leave it lads ).
But genuinley apparently he is really busy, he did it after getting bullied on site.

 

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• Apr 1, 2014

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I've seen a few plumbers vans with U-benders and hot pink vans quite a few about near me

 

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• Apr 1, 2014

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Ah yes, Sofa King!! I was just going to say the one in Northampton which is on that Van.

Its a bit like near my parents house, there's a duck pond and a big sign next to it that says

"For Ducks Sake, Slow Down"

 

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