Plumbers eh.......................?

[Squid]

Plumber avoids punishment for sex act in friend's home | Daily Mail Online - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6838189/Plumber-avoids-punishment-sex-act-friends-home.html

 

[pirate]

There are SO many jokes to be made from this!
However, as I am all grown up, I'll resist...

 

[Gavin John Hyde]

Fancy putting the cctv online in the papers.

 

[Spoon]

Takes all sorts.
I must admit, I've never gone to a friends house and thought "You know what, while I'm here, I'll just bash the bishop.."

I'm not grown up, so I can put this..

 

[static zap]

Did he bring his own equipment , equipment rental fee opportunity !
( the law is very shaky with Xes , and anything that was a habit )
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[littlespark]

He was just loosening off his stop cock....

 

[Tes369]

Plumber has a lovely claim there against the mail for revenge ---- £££££.

 

[jackhammerJIM]

Maybe he forgot his plunger ...

 

[telectrix]

just shows ..... plumbers are w4nkers.

 

[Gavin John Hyde]

you have to wonder what was wrong with the homeowner putting the video online in the papers for all the world to see his partners 'toy'
Reminds me off when I was working on a refurbishment at a boarding school and in the girls shower room above the ceiling tiles and behind panels we found all sorts of 'devices'! in the boys we just found loads of used magazines!

 

[Spoon]

Reminds me off when I was working on a refurbishment at a boarding school and in the girls shower room above the ceiling tiles and behind panels we found all sorts of 'devices'!

You mean like in James Bond... Flame thrower watches, explosive pens, EMP rubbers.....???

 

[Wilko]

I guess the home owner got paid to put it online. Probably split it with his long time mate too.

 

[diditrain]

What did he need the lube for and what did he do with that toy?

 

[Tes369]

Plumber should not of busted one out but if it was me I'd put a claim in against home owner and the daily mail.

Poor bugger imagine he can't even walk in his local now without people taking the ----...

* the plumber is laughing all the way to the bank the mail has not even obscured his face

 

[diditrain]

Fair point, did the home owner have signs up stating that cctv was in operation?

 

[sparkdog]

Lot of free publicity for the plumber.

 

[Squid]

What did he need the lube for and what did he do with that toy?

Maybe the plumber has "rough" hands.........

 

[freddo]

I see the daily mail is still trashy as ever.

 

[Top Cat]

Worked with an old chippy and his apprentice told a story about him going into university halls of residence for girls. He said to the apprentice its such a shame that girl has only got one eye. Why do you say that said the apprentice? The eye patch on the bed said the chippy.
That's a thong said the apprentice!