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[Squid]

just started composing a xmas song. as i'm not artisrically inclined, might take some time. here's the first 2 lines.
to the tune of that crap done by wham.

" last christmas I needed to fart
the very next day, it drifted away".

any help with further lines appreciated.

unfortunately to my neighbours
I collected it with the TV and DVD player as they where away.......

 

[telectrix]

be right back. just had a call-out to connect the christmas tree lights at the local mosk.

 

[telectrix]

unfortunately to my neighbours
I collected it with the TV and DVD player as they where away.......

carefull what ytou say, you could be in line for a honorary scouse award/

 

[Squid]

carefull what ytou say, you could be in line for a honorary scouse award/

Funnily enough I have the code for the neighbours alarm system, those scanners come in handy..........

 

[telectrix]

you sure it's a scanner you have and not a drone controller?

 

[Squid]

you sure it's a scanner you have and not a drone controller?

I have both........

 

[Doomed]

Missus calves the turkey, as apparently, I to it too thick..
Really, Spoon? That would be quite a sight!

Anyway, have a great day, all of you!

Best present was a £100 screwfix voucher from my daughter...she's a star!

Dinner for us is:

Smoked salmon, caviar and Cava

Beef Wellington with sprouts and Yorkshire puddings and gravy

Chocolate mousse and brandy

(We had the pigs in blankets for breakfast, with scrambled eggs and Prosecco)

Thus, a cold starter
a pause...
hot main
a pause...
cold dessert

Dishes done between courses, of course!

Now, here is your Christmas Quiz!

Examining the song The 12 Days of Christmas, in total, how many individual items did my true love give to me?

The first correct answer will win a handful of Wagos!
and a "bonus" present!

You have to show your working, though!

Waiting...

Have a great day!

Day Gifts received on the day Running total at end of each day
1 1
2 1+2=3 1+3=4
3 1+2+3=6 1+3+6=10
4 1+2+3+4=10 1+3+6+10=20
5 1+2+3+4+5=15 1+3+6+10+15=35
6 1+2+3+4+5+6=21 1+3+6+10+15+21=56
7 1+2+3+4+5+6+7=28 1+3+6+10+15+21+28=84
8 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8=36 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36=120
9 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9=45 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45=165
10 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10=55 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45+55=220
11 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11=66 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45+55+66=286
12 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11+12=78 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45+55+66+78=364

 

[Squid]

Day Gifts received on the day Running total at end of each day
1 1
2 1+2=3 1+3=4
3 1+2+3=6 1+3+6=10
4 1+2+3+4=10 1+3+6+10=20
5 1+2+3+4+5=15 1+3+6+10+15=35
6 1+2+3+4+5+6=21 1+3+6+10+15+21=56
7 1+2+3+4+5+6+7=28 1+3+6+10+15+21+28=84
8 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8=36 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36=120
9 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9=45 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45=165
10 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10=55 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45+55=220
11 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11=66 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45+55+66=286
12 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11+12=78 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45+55+66+78=364

I bet you have a spreadsheet as well.......

 

[Pete999]

be right back. just had a call-out to connect the christmas tree lights at the local mosk.

11KV of course

 

[Rpa07]

Day Gifts received on the day Running total at end of each day
1 1
2 1+2=3 1+3=4
3 1+2+3=6 1+3+6=10
4 1+2+3+4=10 1+3+6+10=20
5 1+2+3+4+5=15 1+3+6+10+15=35
6 1+2+3+4+5+6=21 1+3+6+10+15+21=56
7 1+2+3+4+5+6+7=28 1+3+6+10+15+21+28=84
8 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8=36 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36=120
9 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9=45 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45=165
10 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10=55 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45+55=220
11 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11=66 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45+55+66=286
12 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11+12=78 1+3+6+10+15+21+28+36+45+55+66+78=364

Quiet in his house or everyone is having an afternoon kip!

 

[pirate]

Tel, it's Laphroaig, so a good try mate!
Doomed, you are right! PM me your address and I'll send your prize, the handful of Wagos and the "bonus" gift!

Crikey, what a busy day here on the old ship! We've spliced the mainbrace so many times it looks like a macrame basket...

I've slipped into J&B mode now...just mellowing...
Mrs P has slipped into "normal" mode...just bellowing!

Oh well, it's been a good christmas, I guess...but time to slip the mooring...

No wind, so I'm going to ask the Yamaha girl if she can help out...

My daughter gave me a new mug to sip my Navy Rum from, with that Italian guy on it...
"What's 'is name?"

 

[Toneyz]

Captain Pugwash comes to mind Don't walk that plank when you've had too much rum, Hope you've had a good one pirate

 

[pirate]

Thank you anthonybragg! yes, I've had a good one...or several, hic!

 

[pirate]

When Mrs Pirate comes to life tomorrow and looks at the rum store I expect I'll have to walk the plank and get keel-hauled too!

 

[Squid]

When Mrs Pirate comes to life tomorrow and looks at the rum store I expect I'll have to walk the plank and get keel-hauled too!

Come to Polska 100ml shot glasses at the ready.......

 

[Doomed]

Tel, it's Laphroaig, so a good try mate!
Doomed, you are right! PM me your address and I'll send your prize, the handful of Wagos and the "bonus" gift!

Crikey, what a busy day here on the old ship! We've spliced the mainbrace so many times it looks like a macrame basket...

I've slipped into J&B mode now...just mellowing...
Mrs P has slipped into "normal" mode...just bellowing!

Oh well, it's been a good christmas, I guess...but time to slip the mooring...

No wind, so I'm going to ask the Yamaha girl if she can help out...

My daughter gave me a new mug to sip my Navy Rum from, with that Italian guy on it...
"What's 'is name?"

Send it to 'Wizard' at Devondale electrical Weymouth, they will know its for me

 

[telectrix]

cannt seee the small mprintn.beer glsses semisted, as zebeee sys ir.s sid.W timefro bed"

 

[pirate]

Doomed, I will package it tomorrow!

 

[dmxtothemax]

I'm gunna get legless,
And eat far too much,

 

[Spoon]

I'm gunna get legless,
And eat far too much,

Amputation of your legs is not the way to go to loose weight for New Year...