10 years down the road ?

[solarsavings]

And the phone still hasn't rung

 

[Earthstore]

noob hre so pls b gntle. the wnd trbne @ the bck ov my hse iz blwin the sun away frm my slr pnls. cn i aks the leccy ppl 2 fce it the othr way

Sorry, I will have to wait for my daughter to finish at primary school to translate this..

 

[JUD]

Sorry, I will have to wait for my daughter to finish at primary school to translate this..

I'm sure they'll be teaching it from an early age. In 10 years they'll all be fluent in it.

 

[sedgy34]

remember the i pad it was massive!!!!

 

[dansk]

When's this bloody recession going to end? and do you remember the Euro?

 

[DurhamSparky]

Greece...!! was that a film??

 

[gutterball]

Witam mam podłączone moje gniazdo w 1mm taśma i teraz nie działa. może ktoś pomóc.

 

[Silly Sausage]

Can anyone remember the time when we used to have electricity anytime we wanted it just by flicking a switch?

Now I've got some electricity time so I can log on, does anyone know where I can pick up some cheap electric coupons?

 

[JUD]

Witam mam podłączone moje gniazdo w 1mm taśma i teraz nie działa. może ktoś pomóc.

Hi I have connected my nest in the 1mm band and now is not working. can anyone help.

You gotta love Google Translate....

 

[oldtimer]

whats the Ze of a Dylithium Crystal supply and why cant i get my wireless switch and pendant to work or can i still fit 13 amp sockets after the 1/1/22 cut off for fitting the european sockets

 

[Silly Sausage]

I just nipped out to get 20 healthy cigarettes and when I get back i find Captain Kirk in bed with our lass.

 

[Earthstore]

Do you remember 10 years ago when we had all these European rules, isn't it great now that we are an Island again, and called Great Britain...

 

[cogsey133]

They may even start apprenticeships again......or is that going too far?

 

[Silly Sausage]

Where on earth are we going to put all these southerners now that they've been flooded out?

 

[cogsey133]

Help needed does anyone understand English now....got these instructions for my cooker but cant understand them...lol

 

[JulianC]

All hail the great leader, President Barker. I have never been so busy, decommissioning those "dirty energy" PV systems. Glad he made us see the light. Got my MCS in community fusion reactor installation through this week.

Anyone else been raided by the REAL secret police?

 

[zeljuga]

Orwell story,animal farm:Greg Barker is watching you.

 

[oldtimer]

The manufacturers of a time machine decide to send a Megger 1700 back to 2012 but it is sent back the next day with a note saying this is not working and by the way what is this 12227/9/222/99 software revision all about

 

[Red Squirrel]

i have just competed a full installation with the new wireless accessories from MK. the problem is that every time i switch the lounge sockets on with the handset, next door's garage door opens. is this a conflict of

frequencies?

I like that

 

[Kamikaze]

The department of strategic energy deployment is expanding hells solar powered heating system at a faster rate than the rate at which souls enter hell. The temperature in hell is expected to increase until all hell breaks loose. My question is this. If hells solar powered heating system is expanding at a rate slower than the increase in souls will the temperature and pressure drop until all hell freezes over? The only reason I’m asking is, the wife has said it'll be a cold day in hell before she will sleep with me again.