Chinese names

[ifindoubtdont]

I was in my local Chinese takeaway talking to the owner, P'ting Twang Wing Wong. "Isn't it amazing how all Chinese children's names sound like the noise a spoon makes when you drop it on the floor" I said. "But my children's names are Eric and Edna !" he said. "Bi-lingual spoon made of steel from Sheffield." I said.

 

[Ducksy]

That's nothing have the s**t they eat