Police warning

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A few years ago, I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Two blond bits of stuff came over as I was chucking the shopping into the boot of the car. Completely uninvited, they started wiping the windshield with a rag and windolene. Before I could stop them, some of their lady bits had fallen out of their skimpy tops. I didn’t know where to look! Anyway, to thank them I offered them a tip. They said 'No' and instead ask for a ride into town. I agreed and they got into the back of the car. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over onto the front seat and started touching me inappropriately while the other stole my wallet. I had my wallet stolen on the 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, three times on the 20th, 24th & 29th. Poundland have wallets for 99p but I’m sure you could to get them even cheaper on the net. So let that be a lesson to you all and tell your friends to be careful.

Thanks for the tip , just ordered 2 dozen wallets you never know when your lucks in I suppose..