The things kids say

[Doomed]

my 3.5 year old girl in the car with mum, passes a church.
girl: Mummy, there's a graveyard
mum: Clever girl, do you know what a graveyard is for?
girl: Its where you put dead people
mum: Well done! You do know alot don't you.

pause

girl: Then they come back as Zombies.

 

[Geordie Spark]

my 3.5 year old girl in the car with mum, passes a church.
girl: Mummy, there's a graveyard
mum: Clever girl, do you know what a graveyard is for?
girl: Its where you put dead people
mum: Well done! You do know alot don't you.

pause

girl: Then they come back as Zombies.

................... or plumbers.