I need serious help. Or counselling

[Specialist]

Morning Pete.

When Chris's string has dried out, we could always send him some resistors & fuses to play with.

 

[Pete999]

Morning Pete.

When Chris's string has dried out, we could always send him some resistors & fuses to play with.

Morning Andy

 

[Pete999]

Morning Pete.

When Chris's string has dried out, we could always send him some resistors & fuses to play with.

I have a plaky box full of them

 

[ruston]

Wear off, Your kidding right ? It'll turn into an itch you have to scratch .
Your not alone, tool fever gets to lots of us on the forum
Us telling you not to, wouldn't work either. The pull would just get stronger.

You are 100% right . I should just lie down , but I can't.
I am looking at a new clamp meter I will (maybe) never need because my DCM 1000p is catching up on me with age .

You just do it @Devonchris, it will keep you going.
I indignantly said to myself I won't do the 18th but ...

 

[telectrix]

i definitely won't be doing the 18th. did 16th @ 50, 17th @ 65. sod it for any more costs.

 

[The Ghost]

I suggest you rent what you want in order to assuage your compulsions with the ability to return it when you are sated. Perhaps you could apply for a gold card with JIB. Whether you have the qualifications or not to get one you will find the communication and progress good aversion therapy for that aspect of your peccadilloes.
A virtual reality headset with electrical scenarios might also help with your erstwhile compulsions and ameliorate your current tendencies.
Apart from that I suggest laying down in a quiet corner with heavy stones on your head for ten days, this works wonders with most of my patients.
Auntie Sparks

 

[telectrix]

failing which hand your credit/debit cards to the missus for safekeeping. DON'T tell her the pin, though. she'll still be able to do £30 contactless to get your beer in though.

 

[ruston]

I suggest you rent what you want in order to assuage your compulsions with the ability to return it when you are sated. Perhaps you could apply for a gold card with JIB. Whether you have the qualifications or not to get one you will find the communication and progress good aversion therapy for that aspect of your peccadilloes.
A virtual reality headset with electrical scenarios might also help with your erstwhile compulsions and ameliorate your current tendencies.
Apart from that I suggest laying down in a quiet corner with heavy stones on your head for ten days, this works with most of my patients.

It is good to see that the quality of councillors is improving.

 

[Specialist]

failing which hand your credit/debit cards to the missus for safekeeping. DON'T tell her the pin, though. she'll still be able to do £30 contactless to get your beer in though.

Your funny

 

[telectrix]

It is good to see that the quality of councillors is improving.

counsellors, ruston...... councillors have meetings all the time finding new ways to squander our council tax

 

[ruston]

Sorry about that one Tel. Freudian slip lol.

 

[telectrix]

specialist's turn next. you're meaning you are, not your, meaning belonging to you.

 

[Pete999]

Trainee tool tart

Better watch out then, Hadn't I?

 

[Specialist]

specialist's turn next. you're meaning you are, not your, meaning belonging to you.

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Gawd tel, you seriously need to lose some of those extra pounds on your butt. It's gone all shiny mate

 

[telectrix]

Gawd tel, you seriously need to lose some of those extra pounds on your butt. It's gone all shiny mate

somebody's got to keep you sods on track.