Can't find a consumer unit....!

[telectrix]

Certainly will!

Btw it's not the "churchy" bit...that is all upstairs. It's just a kitchen, some toilets, 2 large meeting rooms and a creche which is all downstairs (or ground floor depending on which door you go in)

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kevin strikes with cupboard built over CU???

 

[littlespark]

Maybe it was that bearded bloke? I’m sure his dad was a posh joiner

 

[brianmoooore]

Turn the power off at the 50A breaker, arrange a dead short on one of the circuits from the missing DB, station a few helpers around, then get someone to switch the power back on. DB will be where the big bang comes from.

 

[timhoward]

Turn the power off at the 50A breaker, arrange a dead short on one of the circuits from the missing DB, station a few helpers around, then get someone to switch the power back on. DB will be where the big bang comes from.

I was actually thinking of reversing the polarity at the 50A breaker and joining the 0.09ohms lighting wire N with some 10mm bonding wire back to the MET.
The short length of 1.5mm N that is actually L becomes the fuse and where the fire starts is where the CU is?

 

[DefyG]

Access trap in the floor?

 

[suffolkspark]

I'm voting for "It's in the haunted bricked up basement"
Can we start a poll ?

 

[littlespark]

There is a recently resurrected thread on daft places to find a fuse box…. Could add a photo there if this turns into “supremely daft” territory.

 

[Moley]

It's in the library with the lead pipe and Professor Plum. Then again I could be getting confused with something else.

 

[timhoward]

It's in the library with the lead pipe and Professor Plum. Then again I could be getting confused with something else.

No mate surely Rev Green with the candlestick in the cellar?!

 

[pc1966]

I'm voting for "It's in the haunted bricked up basement"

Would it be next to a Cask of Amontillado by any chance?

 

[pc1966]

No mate surely Rev Green with the candlestick in the cellar?!

I though it was Miss Scarlett in the Basement with a strap-on snap-on?

 

[pc1966]

I suspect that if I could hear an answer, it would be something like:
1 Corinthians 2:5
"so that your faith might not rest on human wisdom, but on God’s power"

More likely Job 5:7
"Yet man is born to trouble, As the sparks fly upward"

 

[timhoward]

News just in - the bloke with beard has located it. Don't know the actual answer yet! I'm back there next Friday.

 

[timhoward]

@snowhead gets the cigar - "Above false ceiling" was the final answer. I must have been very close to finding it!
Photo coming later.

 

[Lister1987]

Check that EFLI is exactly 666 ohms and let Lucifer do the rest

 

[Lister1987]

More likely Job 5:7
"Yet man is born to trouble, As the sparks fly upward"

Proof again that Electricians are Gods

 

[pc1966]

Proof again that Electricians are Gods

Or Devils?

 

[pc1966]

Check that EFLI is exactly 666 ohms and let Lucifer do the rest

The Zs of the Beast!

Or if it is 0.666 the Zs of the millibeast!

 

[DPG]

You can always trust blokes with beards.

 

[suffolkspark]

@snowhead gets the cigar - "Above false ceiling" was the final answer. I must have been very close to finding it!
Photo coming later.

In getting restless waiting for the picture