Diamonds In The Microwave!!!! (How'd you come across that Rum?)
Oh and Spark-Doctor? Your sick! (That vid you sent me, though I could send you some pretty nasty ones too)
Anyway, today I'm feeling posh (had a shower already) so, here's one that will really wow your friends if you ever entertain guests at your house. This should really take pride of place and should be the centrepiece of your buffet.
CLASSIC BUFFET PARTY SALMON
Serves 10
You will need:
A fish kettle (Can be hired from some fishmongers or fishcounters of supermarkets)
2.5Kg Salmon (cleaned, but with head and skin left on)
Salt and black peppercorns
4 Bay leaves
1 Onion (sliced)
4 Tbsp white wine vinegar
3 Tbsp chopped fresh dill
200ml (approx) Mayonnaise
To garnish:
14 Cooked jumbo prawns (tails off, heads on)
1-2 Bunches of fresh dill
Lemon wedges (or slices)
1) Lift out the rack from the fish kettle and set aside. Half fill the kettle with cold water and add 2tbsp salt, 12 black peppercorns, the bay leaves, onion and vinegar.
2) Put the salmon onto the rack and lower into the kettle. Bring to a boil then simmer for one minute only. Remove from the heat, cover, and leave to stand for about 2hrs until the fish is just warm.
3) Lift the rack and the salmon out of the fish kettle. Strain the cooking liquid and reserve. Cover the salmon with a large piece of cling film and flip the fish over onto the cling film. Bone and skin the salmon (See instructions at end of the recipe). Cover and chill in the fridge for at least an hour.
4) Mix the dill into the mayonnaise then taste for seasoning. Spoon into a serving bowl and chill until ready to serve.
5) Arrange the prawns in a line along the middle of the salmon so that the heads are facing in oppostie directions (this will hide the line where the backbone was). The number of prawns will depend on the length of your salmon so buy extra just in case (you can always use the extra around the edge of the plate as garnish).
6) Arrange dill sprigs around the edge of the salmon and on the plate, together with lemon slices or wedges. Serve with the dill mayonnaise.
BONING AND SKINNING A SALMON
1) Using a sharp knife, neatly remove the head from the salmon.
2) Run the knife along the backbone of the fish to loosen the top fillet.
3) Flip the top fillet over and remove the bones from the fish.
4) Use the cling film to flip the bottom fillet back onto the top and remove the skin and any dark flesh.
5) Use the cling film to flip the fish onto a large serving plate and remove the remaining skin.
6) With a small knife, gently scrape away the brownish flesh, leaving behind only the pink flesh.
I know this recipe may sound a bit complicated but it really isn't.
On top of that, if you ever have guests round, it really makes an impression and I guarantee they won't believe you did it (unless it goes totally ti*s up then they'll all point and laugh). The reactions make the effort wothwhile