Crowd Funding For Tel 4EVA Everton

[Squid]

Was thinking of setting something up as I don't want him going out and stealing stuff, as we now all know he has changed his allegiance to Everton, so was thinking of maybe crowdfunding him a season ticket and a supporters kit for the 2019/2020 season,

Thoughts? Maybe in support of Tel we should all change out avatars to Everton colours?

 

[Silly Sausage]

I've got some change I could donate ...

 

[electric al]

Everton are already crowd funded ! They don't get much value for their money either . Doesn't matter what manager is in charge they are down for finishing about 8th in the prem

 

[Pete999]

Was thinking of setting something up as I don't want him going out and stealing stuff, as we now all know he has changed his allegiance to Everton, so was thinking of maybe crowdfunding him a season ticket and a supporters kit for the 2019/2020 season,

Thoughts? Maybe in support of Tel we should all change out avatars to Everton colours?

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There will be trouble brewing I can see him now, puffing away, stamping his feet, don't think you have endeared yourself as one of Tel's best Mates with that post SW

 

[Squid]

There will be trouble brewing I can see him now, puffing away, stamping his feet, don't think you have endeared yourself as one of Tel's best Mates with that post SW

Don't be so negative, it just shows that us Southerners have a caring side and we do look after the less fortunate amongst ourselves........

I am also arranging with my Ethiopian friends as they want to hold a charity concert in Ethiopia for Tel to raise money so he can have a box at Everton........

 

[buzzlightyear]

Was thinking of setting something up as I don't want him going out and stealing stuff, as we now all know he has changed his allegiance to Everton, so was thinking of maybe crowdfunding him a season ticket and a supporters kit for the 2019/2020 season,

Thoughts? Maybe in support of Tel we should all change out avatars to Everton colours?

now you done it, I bet he hit the pc over .

 

[telectrix]

Don't be so negative, it just shows that us Southerners have a caring side and we do look after the less fortunate amongst ourselves........

I am also arranging with my Ethiopian friends as they want to hold a charity concert in Ethiopia for Tel to raise money so he can have a box at Everton........

i am reallly touched by your concern. rest assured that all the monies sent from ethiopia will be used to buy them AK47s and RPGs. then again an armed raid on southern ------- would be fun.

 

[telectrix]

i am reallly touched by your concern. rest assured that all the monies sent from ethiopia will be used to buy them AK47s and RPGs. then again, an armed raid on southern ------- would be a nice idea.

 

[Baddegg]

i am reallly touched by your concern. rest assured that all the monies sent from ethiopia will be used to buy them AK47s and RPGs. then again an armed raid on southern ------- would be fun.

They sell them over the counter up there tel?

 

[telectrix]

under the counter, mate. we do have a bit of common sense. just think if the scuffers came in and saw what was theirs last week on display/

 

[Pete999]

under the counter, mate. we do have a bit of common sense. just think if the scuffers came in and saw what was theirs last week on display/

Tel what's a scuffer Mate? out of interest

 

[Squid]

Pfffft I find cross bows a more natural way to kill.......... and it will be fun aiming at the colostomy bag..... ;o)))))

 

[Squid]

Tel what's a scuffer Mate? out of interest

Someone who scuffs their feet, they couldn't afford brake pads on the bikes so used their shoes to stop......... ;o)))))

Sorry Tel, just had to ;o)))))

 

[telectrix]

Tel what's a scuffer Mate? out of interest

a scuffer is a scouse term for the local beat copper. as kids, if we were out of order, he'd scuff us round the ears. he can't do it now. the snowflakes have banned it.

 

[Pete999]

a scuffer is a scouse term for the local beat copper. as kids, if we were out of order, he'd scuff us round the ears. he can't do it now. the snowflakes have banned it.

Right thanks

 

[telectrix]

Pfffft I find cross bows a more natural way to kill.......... and it will be fun aiming at the colostomy bag..... ;o)))))

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you're talking to Scouse Tel, not bloody William Tell.

 

[Squid]

Depends where your "apples" are........

 

[telectrix]

last time i looked they were safely in my crotch.

 

[Squid]

last time i looked they were safely in my crotch.

"attaches telescopic site for accuracy at 10 yards"

 

[telectrix]

bloody southern -----. you'd not get within 100 yards, let alone 10. .