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What have you done to get revenge on your boss?


I worked for a total TWUNT once, treated us like something he'd trod on...
So, one day, out in the Rascal van (joke in itself), parked up, hand brake hard on, maximum revs engine screaming for mercy, in gear and slipping the clutch.
Smoke billowing up from underneath, couldn't see a thing.
After 5 mins or so, try and get back to the workshop, ring the boss up, can't get back, clutch is slipping.
Comes out and tows me back.
Got away with it, got blamed on some poor idiot who was there at the time, he got banned from driving company vehicles.
 
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Not revenge but I "enjoyed the company" of my bosses daughter late in my apprenticeship.
As revenge I "accidentally" did an IR on one dozy git. There may have been other things that have happened but this is open forum:)
 
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When I was young I used to work in the motor trade (for my sins)

My boss was great, absolute legend but such a prankster. Always getting me with something.

Anyway, every morning he used to buy his favorite cakes from the snack wagon and he would leave them next to the till in the office. Every day I used to put my finger into his cake mashing it up (I do not condone playing with other peoples food by the way, this was always protected by the wrapper that it came in... Used to drive him nuts though lol

Another occasion, same chap. He was laying under the back end of a car carrying out some work. I picked up the flammable spray and ignited it with my lighter setting the genital region of his work trousers on fire lmao.

It was always tit for tat and he always got me better than I could get him but as they say Karma is a b**ch and one day he was cutting an old exhaust from a vehicle with the oxyacetylene. Some molten metal dripped from the exhaust passing straight through his shirt, down his front and perched on his belt which was fine until he moved about in agony which is when it made it's journey through his underpants and finally came to rest on his ****end. I have never laughed so much in all of my life. Very sore for quite a while after that apparently lol
 
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Walked out on 2 jobs, both times I had worked for the company for over 4 years but the gaffer thought he could talk down too me. Not turning up the following day and telling them where to stick there job and collect the van within half an hour or the keys will be in the ignition engine running and a full tank of fuel makes them move very quickly :)
 
Not on a boss but this probably counts. There was a mate at one company years ago who used to like playing stupid pranks, it would have been ok if they were funny but these were just stupid, so on the lads xmas party we made sure we got him well and truly hammered. He then did The Dance Of The Flaming Buttholes.
 
A guy I was working for went bust owing me 2 weeks wages, i had his van though. He rang me to ask for his van back and for the life of me I could not remember the name of the street I had parked it on but by a strange coincidence I had taken a photo of it on my phone so I emailed it to him telling him if he could find it he could have it. A couple of days and many irate phone calls later the tax disc ran out so of course I did the decent thing, I rang my mate who is a traffic cop and mysteriously the van disappeared.
 
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The Dance Of The Flaming Buttholes.

Should've put this in The Arms.

You'll have to explain that one to me :innocent:
 
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I was interviewed by a guy who was hell bent on screwing me down on wages and conditions half way through his speel I said thank for seeing me the guy he was with clicked straight away and was apologetic but because no one had ever did this to him he got into a state and was giving it you will regret this as I was going out the door. 6 months later I got a job managing a high street store where the contractors were running the show well after sorting out the rif raf I was told not to mess with the main contractor as they were coming (to sort me out) next week well there he was standing at the customer service desk when the girl said here there is the in store technician well he turned around with his clip board in his hand took one look at me coming towards him and he mouthed O Fudge he said well I said glad to see you have plenty pens in your pocket then ran him around the building pointing out his cock ups saying I want them all fixed free of charge,

2 years later I was to be TUPED over to a company he had just joined after 22 years with his previous mob who had got chucked out of our store. So he called to say he was coming to see me in 6 weeks time as he would be my new manager. I said O thats a pity I am 1 week into my months notice so he slammed the phone down
 

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The Dance Of The Flaming Buttholes.

Should've put this in The Arms.

You'll have to explain that one to me :innocent:
I'm guessing it involves a burning rolled up newspaper or similar. If so it was known as the 'ring of fire' in my Uni days.

*Edit* If you'd like this topic moving to the arms for legal or other reasons just let me know Archy :)
 

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I like the simple things in life such as supergluing everything in the office to a desk... :lol:
 
I like the simple things in life such as supergluing everything in the office to a desk... :lol:
We did that to a maths teacher in 5th year, all got detention because not even the swots would grass the guilty parties
 

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I've [email protected]@sed in a guys shoes that he left on top of a locker! horrible massive brown brogues! full to the brim! covered him as he pulled them down at end of day ha ha, he phoned the police!!! ha ha ha..

rubbed my balls on there mug.

cut through a push bike with a hack saw. different boss. very funny this one..

hilti gunned toolbox upside down to concrete ceiling padlocked it with some hammers inside, oh and gunned the chippys boots up there too, they slug my up by my feet in a bard conversion and hoisted me up 20 foot for ten minutes for that..

phoned a 0845 **** line and left it running.

i could go on all night, i love a laugh.
 
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