From the other side

[Last plumber]

I am not sure how to take that !

 

[Dan]

Usually bent over?

If you're chubby, maybe on your back with somebody holding your legs back?

(tee hee heeeee)

 

[rpm2]

Usually bent over?

If you're chubby, maybe on your back with somebody holding your legs back?

(tee hee heeeee)

Where do you guys keep the mind bleach in here?

 

[GMES]

Usually bent over?

If you're chubby, maybe on your back with somebody holding your legs back?

(tee hee heeeee)

Just sprayed my coffee all over the place !!!!!

 

[GMES]

We all know what plumbers are like anyway!!!

 

[Dan]

We all know what plumbers are like anyway!!!

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Steady on, I only usually look at kinky stuff on a Friday.

 

[Last plumber]

This behaviour is outrageous

I thought you lot were more grown up than us

 

[Croppie]

One of you boys left your tool kit in our yard.

You can have them back, they're far too flimsy for our man like grip...

 

[Croppie]

I hate this.....

 

[Croppie]

I reckon it's Darkwoods!

 

[rpm2]

I hate this.....

How do think I feel? I`ve been stuck in here for ages trying to find a way out !!!

 

[Croppie]

How do think I feel? I`ve been stuck in here for ages trying to find a way out !!!

This forum architecture is a pain in the rear!

 

[Croppie]

What was it they said about hash tags?

#darkwood

 

[Croppie]

Nope.

@darkwood

 

[Croppie]

Ahhhhhh....... I see,

 

[GMES]

I know it's a bit more sophisticated than your place but you will get used to it.
And @Croppie It didn't take much to confuse you there mate !! Bloody hashtag , it's not Twitter

 

[rpm2]

@GMES know I`ve only been here a couple of days but really don`t see how it is better?

 

[GMES]

@GMES know I`ve only been here a couple of days but really don`t see how it is better?

The answer is staring you in the face mate, It's full of intelligent Electricians ha ha

 

[Croppie]

Sophisticated my bottom! @GMES

Why Dans let you knuckledraggers have it I'll never know....

Probably because we give him far less hassle......

And we smell better.

And we're better looking........

 

[GMES]

Joking Apart, I just find it a nicer layout to the old style, but there are some things I miss with the old style.
there are some nice new touches from a Moderator's point of view.

 

[Croppie]

intelligent Electricians ha ha

Now, there's an oxymoron if ever I've heard one.....

 

[Croppie]

intelligent Electricians ha ha

Now, there's an oxymoron if ever I've heard one.....

 

[Croppie]

Joking Apart, I just find it a nicer layout to the old style, but there are some things I miss with the old style.
there are some nice new touches from a Moderator's point of view.

Did it take much getting used to?

And how riotous were the troops?

 

[rpm2]

The answer is staring you in the face mate, It's full of intelligent Electricians ha ha

Still no dislike button then, well not that I can find, shame.

 

[GMES]

Now, there's an oxymoron if ever I've heard one.....

Will you stop calling me a Moron

Did it take much getting used to?

And how riotous were the troops?

To be fair mate I am still getting used to a few of the tweaks, but that's what makes it more fun, and the troops have been as good has gold to be fair.

Still no dislike button then, well not that I can find, shame.

I was just starting to warm to you as well !!

 

[Croppie]

I'm doing well here. I don't usually understand the grunts and clicks that lesser beings like sparkies make.....

 

[GMES]

I'm doing well here. I don't usually understand the grunts and clicks that lesser beings like sparkies make.....

You'll be fine mate, give us some stick and take it in return and it will be a good laugh, You may even end up wanting to stay for good.

 

[rpm2]

I was just starting to warm to you as well !!

Sure croppie will tell you my soh gets worse as the night goes on and the level in the bottle lowers.

 

[Corbs]

Not at all, feel safer over here with a name I recognise.
I've read some strange comments

not the only one

 

[rpm2]

You'll be fine mate, give us some stick and take it in return and it will be a good laugh, You may even end up wanting to stay for good.

Dan never said it was a "Hotel California" type of place!

 

[GMES]

Well you know the saying, You can check out anytime you like/ but you can never leave!!

 

[rpm2]

See you`ve got the 4th (?) verse under that picture of your mum then.

(Where`s the icon for the Tin hat, think I'm gonna need it)

 

[Croppie]

You'll be fine mate, give us some stick and take it in return and it will be a good laugh, You may even end up wanting to stay for good.

Wouldn't give it if I couldn't take it, my banana munching amigo.....

As for staying? It's ok for a visit but I couldn't live here!

 

[GMES]

Oh I thought I was starting to convert you, I suppose I could always become a fellow plumber, I'm sure I could spare an hour to pass the course.

 

[Croppie]

Oh I thought I was starting to convert you, I suppose I could always become a fellow plumber, I'm sure I could spare an hour to pass the course.

Three hours for you, monkey boy. You need to learn to walk upright first!

 

[Darkwood]

Hey up @Croppie .. nice of you to pop over and no its not mine .. mine has glitter on the handles ...your welcome to borrow them anytime to plumb out your inflatable wendy house with on-suite... just drop us a PM

 

[Croppie]

Clashes with the lipstick, D.

 

[GMES]

Typical plumber I'm a Gorilla which is an Ape not a Monkey!!

 

[GMES]

About time DW I've had 3 of the soft sods to deal with tonight

 

[Darkwood]

Usual plumbers ... very wet behind the ears and usually from their shoddy work

 

[Last plumber]

Hey up @Croppie .. nice of you to pop over and no its not mine .. mine has glitter on the handles ...your welcome to borrow them anytime to plumb out your inflatable wendy house with on-suite... just drop us a PM

On-suite ?

What's that ?

Do sparks skip spelling then or have you not done that bit yet ?

 

[Darkwood]

It's the posh spelling... you won't be used to it ...yep ur got me.

 

[Silly Sausage]

There was a plumber down Toolstation today purchasing a bog connector, he had to give the cashier his PIN on a piece of paper.

 

[Barry White]

Hope you sexy plumbers keep comming back this thread has livened up a bit well we saw the bottom half.
@ croppie Reconise that pic from the plumbers forum I was only lurking while looking for a new boiler. Nice forum you have there.
OMG I need to brush my after saying nice things to a plumber.

 

[Last plumber]

Hope you sexy plumbers keep comming back this thread has livened up a bit well we saw the bottom half.
@ croppie Reconise that pic from the plumbers forum I was only lurking while looking for a new boiler. Nice forum you have there.
OMG I need to brush my after saying nice things to a plumber.

Aw Thanks, those are lovely comments and they're very much appreciated. Some of your sparky mates might turn on you for that !
You can always become one of us. Expand your horizons, open yourself to new and bigger challenges !
I've enjoyed being here for the past couple of days.
Thanks.

Oh and ............there is one more thing.
It's been ...........................emotional !

 

[Taylortwocities]

I've enjoyed being here for the past couple of days.

Bye, then. Missing you already

 

[Rpa07]

Did he stay all night? He must be tired. Thanks for looking after the forum @Last plumber whilst we all slept, very good of you.

 

[Taylortwocities]

Didn't even make the tea, before he left. Typical!

 

[telectrix]

and he never got his round in.

 

[Barry White]

Didn't even make the tea, before he left. Typical!

He couldn't he forgot where the stop cock was (struggles if its not under the sink) one of his sparky mates is going to find it for him later.