domestic burglar alarm

[amckay]

My cousin has just moved house and the new house has an existing alarm. They have cats who roam the house during the day while they are at work and fear the current alarm will activate because of the cats. Is the solution just as simple as changing the pir's to pet tolerant pir's?
The alarm is an ADE optima compact.
Thanks

 

[telectrix]

in a word, yes. pet tolerant PIRs will accept a pet up to 40lbs in body weight without activating.

 

[SPARTYKUS]

The honeywell quad ones have a little jumper to select 15 or 25kg.

Sorry Tel I mean 33 or 55 pounds

 

[Plonker 3]

How the hell does a PIR tell how heavy a animal is?

 

[trev]

How the hell does a PIR tell how heavy a animal is?

They weigh them. Bloody clever PIRs

 

[telectrix]

by this formula:

w = (z x d x k)/p

where w is the weight, z is the number of zones the PIR has, d is the distance from PIR to opposite corner of room, k is the ambient temp. in kelvi, and p is the number of times the cat pi$$es in the house while you're out.

 

[Silly Sausage]

A bigger creature consumes more energy/second than a smaller one.
Therefore, it will radiate more energy, so Trev is right, PIRs are indirectly weighing the creatures roaming around!

 

[Plonker 3]

I think I need some beer before this all starts making sense to me.

 

[snowhead]

The problem is tho' you could get a gang of 39lb burglars come in and strip your house.

 

[Plonker 3]

The problem is tho' you could get a gang of 39lb burglars come in and strip your house.

So that's what snow whites dwarfs do outside of pantomime season

 

[Silly Sausage]

No, get an army of ants, some of them can 5,000 times their body weight.

 

[ruston]

The problem is tho' you could get a gang of 39lb burglars come in and strip your house.

Were they cat burglars?:smile5:

 

[SPARTYKUS]

Or fit them in a house with multiple staffy puppies that confound and confuse them

 

[Silly Sausage]

So that's what snow whites dwarfs do outside of pantomime season

When they're not practising 7-UP.

 

[Leesparkykent]

So that's what snow whites dwarfs do outside of pantomime season

No they do this lol.


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[R G]

I always advise pet tolerant PIRs , the last job the lady had goldfish , so for the extra £500 quid she was grateful I recommended these:39:

 

[tazz]

LOL...some funny answers here...Pet pir`s are ok, as long as the animal doesn`t jump all over the furniture. Dillb..the pir is made up of small active lens, aprox 18 on the bottom, 12 on the next line, 5 on the next and etc. The pir cleverly pictures the amount of active lens sense infra red heat.
So if only 2 are active on the bottom line, then its ignored as an animal ...4 bottom line 3 next line etc, would be classed as an upright human, and trigger alarm.

 

[stevethesparks]

LOL...some funny answers here...Pet pir`s are ok, as long as the animal doesn`t jump all over the furniture. Dillb..the pir is made up of small active lens, aprox 18 on the bottom, 12 on the next line, 5 on the next and etc. The pir cleverly pictures the amount of active lens sense infra red heat.
So if only 2 are active on the bottom line, then its ignored as an animal ...4 bottom line 3 next line etc, would be classed as an upright human, and trigger alarm.

Thats my experience, they work better with dogs than cats IMHO.

 

[trev]

Thats my experience, they work better with dogs than cats IMHO.

What about sloths?

 

[telectrix]

2 toed or 3 toed?

 

[trev]

3 of course. 2 toed sloths are the devil's disciples.

 

[telectrix]

leave miliband out of it.

 

[trev]

You mentioned him, not me mate.

 

[telectrix]

haha, but what about bananas?. we've not done bananas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w

 

[stevethesparks]

What about sloths?

Do they jump up onto chairs?

 

[trev]

Do they jump up onto chairs?

Very, very slowly