breaking news-- kate middleton.

[telectrix]

19.25 hours GMT. wiilie has been with me for 7 hours. now he's gone. thank god for that. i've been wanting to fart for 4 hours.

 

[diditrain]

Didn`t you know, she is the first ever woman to become pregnant and have a bit of morning sickness.

 

[SirKit Breaker]

Didn`t you know, she is the first ever woman to become pregnant and have a bit of morning sickness.

I ve got sickness, i am sick to my back teeth about hearing it. we will get it now for at least the next year, there will be bets on names. My guess, well i will go with the most popular boys name in 2010 "Mohammed".

Cheers.........Howard

 

[Fin170]

Duchess up the duff, hehehehee

 

[Kamikaze]

I recon 10-1 Harry is the dad.

 

[scotsparky]

it's all bad news i will be 1 more further down the line for the throne.

 

[Jonesy83]

I recon 10-1 Harry is the dad.

my money is on big ears charles

 

[Andy78]

Dunno what he's been messing about at. If she was my wife I'd have had her sprogged about 10 minutes after the vows were said. Wouldn't have been able to stop meself.

 

[tonto33]

Kate Middleton is pregnant..

I thought that it was government policy to discourage people who don't work from having kids.

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I can't wait to see the royal special of Jeremy Kyle with William and Kate

Holding a ginger baby

 

[Silly Sausage]

It had better not be ginger, Queen warns Harry