Came across this beauty

[Kate]

Came across this on the interweb....


Wanted to share it

 

[44ALLAN]

It must work on girlfriends/ex wives and mother in laws then?.............sounds perfect.

Wiggle it and goes dead at times.................need I say more

 

[markc123]

The wiggling line in the with circuit turned on section is magic.

 

[44ALLAN]

I'm not interested mark take your black magic elsewhere!!

 

[markc123]

And there was me ready to cast a spell that would make your next job be at the playboy mansion.

But if you're going to be like that - you can go to Cruella Devilles gaff instead.

 

[44ALLAN]

Cruella is quite sexy IMO................not plastic and false like those :drool5::drool5::drool5::drool5::drool5::drool5::drool5::drool5: made up things !

 

[markc123]

A unique taste you have there then, i'll remove you from Cruellas and send you to Louie Spence's instead ... heard hes got a problem in his bathroom followed by one immediatley after in his bedroom.

Best of luck.

 

[44ALLAN]

I would be thrilled if I knew who the XXXX Louie Spence was..................is it the pope?

 

[HandySparks]

I would be thrilled if I knew who the XXXX Louie Spence was..................is it the pope?

Appears to be some sort of dancer. A quick scan down Google images for the bloke will probably tell you all you need to know.

 

[Geordie Spark]

I think we should club together and buy one for Reg's Crimbo prezzie.

 

[Silly Sausage]

I think we should club together and buy one for Reg's Crimbo prezzie.

No no no, why waste money?
Send him Instructions on how to use an IR tester...attach croc clips to probes, set dial to 1000V, connect Red clip to tongue, black clip to left --------, then firmly press the Test button for 30 seconds to allow time to achieve a stable reading.

 

[HandySparks]

If I ever write a fault-finding book, I'll be sure to include the 'push a plug into the socket and give it a wiggle' technique.

 

[GLENNSPARK]

its like something cockburn would`v got up is that script..

 

[telectrix]

its like something cockburn would`v got up is that script..

bloody'ell.who's woke you up again? :50:

 

[markc123]

its like something cockburn would`v got up is that script..

Except at the end on Cockburn's version it would say..... P.S don't forget to bond the carpet tacks.

 

[longboat]

"self powered noise maker" in a nutshell the wife. lol.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Came across this on the interweb....
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Wanted to share it

That's like the thing I found under Tidyboiler's bed the other night !!

What's she wanting to be testing electrics for ??? mg_smile:

 

[tidyboiler]

That's like the thing I found under Tidyboiler's bed the other night !!

What's she wanting to be testing electrics for ??? mg_smile:

Testing me toothbrush!!! :ninja:

 

[telectrix]

you mean you still got teeth?

 

[Geordie Spark]

you mean you still got teeth?

Yep she has a full set of beautiful pearly-white gnashers and by God ... she knows how to use them !!