Fault diagnosis

[Dave Appleby]

Anyone care to diagnose?

AO came in. Left it like this and took the replacement back!

 

[littlespark]

Didn’t use the right kind of salt?

 

[Dave Appleby]

I'm really having a week of it!
And.... It's only Tuesday.

Anyone have a cave I can hide in?

 

[Intoelectrics]

Anyone care to diagnose?

Fooked

 

[James]

Looks like a flux capacitor issue to me.?

 

[Dave Appleby]

Looks like a flux capacitor issue to me.?

Need to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow ?

 

[littlespark]

"If i give it any more, she'll blow, Captain...... Oh, nevermind. Too late"

 

[Dave Appleby]

"If i give it any more, she'll blow, Captain...... Oh, nevermind. Too late"

I think the warp core ejected!

 

[Intoelectrics]

So I woke up this morning to my dishwasher making a weird sound..​

Turns out she was just vacuuming

 

[Lucien Nunes]

You were only supposed to blow the b****y door off.

 

[Pete999]

Looks like a flux capacitor issue to me.?

No Mate Warp Core breach, or a malfunction of the food replicator

 

[Dave Appleby]

And they installed it flat on the floor. Then put the laminate down.

I'm hot, sweaty aching and annoyed.

Ended up using the prybar

 

[Moley]

Fooked

Nah, it's a dishwasher. It's forked.

 

[DPG]

Looks like it's lifted the worktop as well - the joint is misaligned now.

What's happened to the cupboard doors? They look like they've had a battering around the bottoms and edges.

 

[123]

Anyone care to diagnose?

AO came in. Left it like this and took the replacement back!

Where they gonna have a go at the oven door next?

 

[7029 dave]

Somebody has put a sledgehammer to it.

 

[telectrix]

and left the pea green toaster.

 

[marconi]

The wooden work top has been glued to the top of dishwasher making it impossible to remove the appliance without some judicious application of force?

 

[UNG]

I think I'd shoot the kitchen fitter or whoever laid the laminate floor

Seen this done before had to take the dishwasher out with an angle grinder

 

[123]

I think I'd shoot the kitchen fitter or whoever laid the laminate floor

Seen this done before had to take the dishwasher out with an angle grinder

How did you get the new one in??