Basic stuff for basic blondes

[Sarz11]

Don't tell me you and Onions have actually met? did he try to touch you?

He wishes hed be totally awkward arnd a girl like me hes a soft lil onion

 

[Sarz11]

We shud all go for a pint n talk electrics maybe my --- for a bit but mainly electrics wud b AWESOME il wear my chaps make it more interesting hahaha

 

[Plonker 3]

He wishes hed be totally awkward arnd a girl like me hes a soft lil onion

Seeing as everyone else is joining in with innuendos. Would these be helpful for him?

 

[MDJ]

He wishes hed be totally awkward arnd a girl like me hes a soft lil onion

He is called onions for a reason, he smells pretty bad and the last girl who went near him couldn't see for all the tears pouring from her eyes due to the odour he leeches out, be warned.

 

[onions1066]

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[Sarz11]

Part 1: 1. 20 x 7.41 = 148.2*
****15 x 3.08 = 46.2
**** 148.2 + 46.2 = 92.4

And i was gonna divide by 1000 for milli but then didnt coz im blonde so il listen to my initiative next time n gentle encouragement from lovely biff55 and awkward onion so the answer would be so 194 / 1000 = 0.194 ohms , and thats the answer to question 1.

Next installment will be tomorrow for q 2 only coz i wana understand the damn thing before do it and my tutor is on a curry night tonight haha love you barry (might b on here) thanku and goodnight

 

[Sarz11]

Why theres stars everywhere is beyond me

 

[GLENNSPARK]

jesus wept whats that?

monkey magic 20 years on?

 

[onions1066]

That must deserve a like that even made me laugh and that's not easy.

 

[Sarz11]

Seeing as everyone else is joining in with innuendos. Would these be helpful for him?
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Ah hahahaha hed need half at the most give me sum credit

 

[MDJ]

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LOL, Brilliant, you do have a sense of humour after all, very funny, for once lol

 

[Sarz11]

He is called onions for a reason, he smells pretty bad and the last girl who went near him couldn't see for all the tears pouring from her eyes due to the odour he leeches out, be warned.

Hahahaha r u jealous mdj ur still my number one gorilla xx u owe me another date at the rugby

 

[Sarz11]

jesus wept whats that?

monkey magic 20 years on?

Ah hahahaha i think i get this

 

[MDJ]

That must deserve a like that even made me laugh and that's not easy.

I gave you a thanks as well, it was very funny yes, don't milk it.

 

[onions1066]

I gave you a thanks as well, it was very funny yes, don't milk it.

You get double like it was a vid but I can't upload it

 

[Silly Sausage]

Hahahaha r u jealous mdj ur still my number one gorilla xx u owe me another date at the rugby

Were you disguised as a 20 stone rugby player?

 

[Sarz11]

You get double like it was a vid but I can't upload it

Oh ok wats the video about? Hahahaha ooooooh AWKWARD

 

[onions1066]

Hahahaha r u jealous mdj ur still my number one gorilla xx u owe me another date at the rugby

You 2 faced moose lol

 

[DPG]

Jeez is this thread still going? Top tip for anybody wanting to ask questions - change your avatar to a lass with blonde hair and a*se showing and everyone will flock to help.

 

[onions1066]

Try it DPG and see what happens

 

[Sarz11]

Jeez is this thread still going? Top tip for anybody wanting to ask questions - change your avatar to a lass with blonde hair and a*se showing and everyone will flock to help.

Literally cnt help how i look n im a nice girlie who deserves support to b a sparky. Cnt help that im bang tidy u sparkys should b pleased uv got more to look at now then ur mates hairy crack!! Haha

 

[Sarz11]

Were you disguised as a 20 stone rugby player?

Hahahahaha

 

[Plonker 3]

Whats wrong with a hairy crack?

 

[Sarz11]

You 2 faced moose lol

Nothing two faced bout shouting it on a forum my lil onion

 

[onions1066]

Nothing two faced bout shouting it on a forum my lil onion

Message your number and I will do it private lol

 

[DPG]

Literally cnt help how i look n im a nice girlie who deserves support to b a sparky. Cnt help that im bang tidy u sparkys should b pleased uv got more to look at now then ur mates hairy crack!! Haha

I'm assuming cnt means "can't" but who knows

 

[Sarz11]

Whats wrong with a hairy crack?

Hahahahaha i dont like hair behave il get a ban. U lot lead me down the garden path with sweeties.

 

[DPG]

The funniest thing is that 'Sarz11' is a 16 stone bloke who's picked a random pic off the web.

 

[Sarz11]

Message your number and I will do it private lol

Hahahaha u think ur my league then? Ur a vegetable

 

[R G]

The funniest thing is that 'Sarz11' is a 16 stone bloke who's picked a random pic off the web.

Maybe a Trannie…..

 

[Sarz11]

I'm assuming cnt means "can't" but who knows

Yes sorry i try to be good with my english. However it could mean other things. And nope im not 20stone im a size 6-8 with pert small breasts (maybe thats why ppl think im male hmmm) i dont have male anatomy although i act like a male and im naturally blonde everywhere

 

[MDJ]

Yes sorry i try to be good with my english. However it could mean other things. And nope im not 20stone im a size 6-8 with pert small breasts (maybe thats why ppl think im male hmmm) i dont have male anatomy although i act like a male and im naturally blonde everywhere

too much information

 

[onions1066]

Hahahaha u think ur my league then? Ur a vegetable

I could try. I have magic hands one massage and you would be putty in my hands

 

[Sarz11]

too much information

Oh i can elaborate. How would i play rugby id get squashed was my point

 

[Sarz11]

I could try. I have magic hands one massage and you would be putty in my hands

Hahahahaha ur obsessed with massaging me (awkwardd)

 

[DPG]

Yes sorry i try to be good with my english. However it could mean other things. And nope im not 20stone im a size 6-8 with pert small breasts (maybe thats why ppl think im male hmmm) i dont have male anatomy although i act like a male and im naturally blonde everywhere

You're either trolling or you're desperate for attention.

 

[GMES]

it's turning in to a knocking shop in here :sifone:

 

[onions1066]

Hahahahaha ur obsessed with massaging me (awkwardd)

i am an awkward person how did you know.

 

[MDJ]

i am an awkward person how did you know.

Yup we all know that lol

 

[ipf]

I could try. I have magic hands one massage and you would be putty in my hands

......and stink of onions ??

 

[Sarz11]

You're either trolling or you're desperate for attention.

The latter i clearly get off on winding u old buggers up. U lot rev me up n i bite. If i want attention il go down pub but thanks for the offer

 

[DPG]

It definately wasn't an offer

 

[Sarz11]

i am an awkward person how did you know.

Lucky guess im a psych nurse remember

 

[MDJ]

Lucky guess im a psycho nurse remember

Corrected that typo for you

 

[Sarz11]

it's turning in to a knocking shop in here :sifone:

I put my homework up n these lot rev me up just coz im a girlie dnt mean il cry il take it then give it right bk

 

[Sarz11]

Corrected that typo for you

Only when ur around

 

[DPG]

17 pages after a 'how to do continuity test' question. Like I said, if it wasn't for the piccy and the blonde/a*se/pert breasts, etc. this thread would have been amazingly different.

 

[Sarz11]

It definately wasn't an offer

I definately wouldnt have accepted

 

[Plonker 3]

17 pages after a 'how to do continuity test'.

You mean there is a serious question asked on this thread?

 

[Silly Sausage]

Lucky guess im a psych nurse remember

Publishing some analysis on a few forum members could be quite interesting reading!