my pet hate on jobs

[buzzlightyear]

my pet hate pulling floor boards up ,tell client dont go near those floor boards cause you might fall down them ,so next minute customer just about fell in , mrs customer please stick to one room only . trying to pull cables through ,with out dragging them has well .
and now you have pet in the mix has well ,ok where is the cat .
FFS the cat down the hole has well ,I start telling the customer try a get the cat out of the hole before I drill the floor boards down ,and why your at it looking for your cat under there ,you may has well stay down there has well.

 

[FatAlan]

Don’t blame the cats mate, they’re only trying to get the rodents that chew the cables. I hear that the NICEIC together with City and Guilds are teaming up with RSPCA and for £500 you can get your cat Part P registered .

 

[buzzlightyear]

If its not animal's its normally kids
try and lock you kids under the stairs and till im finished.
I remember a few years back up a ladder putting in cables. I shouts to the appreantice stop shaking the FEN ladder , its not me he shouts .
looking down ,what the F theirs a kid up the ladder has well .
i shouted at the parents get this F monkey down or the full ceiling will
come down has well .
Kids who would have them .
So they say never work with kids and annimals.

 

[Pete999]

my pet hate pulling floor boards up ,tell client dont go near those floor boards cause you might fall down them ,so next minute customer just about fell in , mrs customer please stick to one room only . trying to pull cables through ,with out dragging them has well .
and now you have pet in the mix has well ,ok where is the cat .
FFS the cat down the hole has well ,I start telling the customer try a get the cat out of the hole before I drill the floor boards down ,and why your at it looking for your cat under there ,you may has well stay down there has well.

Stinky Customers, dirty, filthy Houses!

 

[Squid]

My pet hate as a customer is the trades person who's a miserable sod that always tuts, moans and complains a lot, have we ever met Buzz?

 

[The Ghost]

Well you see @buzzlightyear you have to do a site RAMS and erect barriers to protect the customer. Mind you I have put notices like DANGER OF DEATH DO NOT ENTER in red hanging about face level and a proper barrier then they just move the barrier and walk in it just beggars belief

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[Deleted account]

Pet hate .
Waisted journey due to other trades not turning up or arriving to do a quote and the customer has popped out despite me ringing 10 minutes earlier to say I am on my way. That was yesterday.

 

[Squid]

Well you see @buzzlightyear you have to do a site RAMS and erect barriers to protect the customer. Mind you I have put notices like DANGER OF DEATH DO NOT ENTER in red hanging about face level and a proper barrier then they just move the barrier and walk in it just beggars beliefView attachment 48422 !

I hope your electrickery skills are better than your photography skills ;o)))))

 

[static zap]

I hope your electrickery skills are better than your photography skills ;o)))))

Na , it was a realistic interpretation of the scene in the "customers eyes".
( --Half cut , needs to soften blow of money spent--)

 

[John Preston]

When the plasterer has filled all your backboxes and not even left the cables sticking out

 

[Squid]

When the plasterer has filled all your backboxes and not even left the cables sticking out

Should have scrunched up some newspaper and placed it in the back boxes, school boy error.

 

[telectrix]

yoozy boxes. then you can 2nd fix old, used sockets temp. working.

 

[John Preston]

Should have scrunched up some newspaper and placed it in the back boxes, school boy error.

Still a pain to find though if no cables showing... @telectrix good idea!

 

[buzzlightyear]

try and stick one of those in house ,it would be like crime area.

 

[Michael Sands]

don’t forget painters

 

[Squid]

Still a pain to find though if no cables showing... @telectrix good idea!

Not if you let it hang out,

 

[Squid]

try and stick one of those in house ,it would be like crime area.

You need more affluent customers that have the space to fit the barriers.......

 

[John Preston]

Not if you let it hang out,

View attachment 48428

They still tuck them in to make it easier to plaster... don't get me wrong I like plasterers

 

[Squid]

They still tuck them in to make it easier to plaster... don't get me wrong I like plasterers

Spreads you mean........

 

[John Preston]

Spreads you mean........

Actually no I meant "make a mess"