Curry conundrum

[k.k]

Im off out with the wife for a meal. were going for an indian. shes going for a chicken korma, but im not sure what to buy. Ive been working as a sparks know for a few months...what should i get ??

 

[rocker]

Ha ha wtf!? Madras is always the daddy.... but if you can't stand the heat, and if they do it, get a keema special it's deeee-lish.

Make sure poppadums are in place first, mind. Otherwise, just walk away.

 

[poppypiesdad]

king prawn sag , keema pratha , mushroom fried rice, bombay potato , couple of chapatties , and plenty of tiger beer to wash it down , god im hungry now

enjoy your night out

jamie

 

[Guest123]

I'm not really a curry man, but when I do it's usually a madras.

 

[armbands0]

Onion baji for starter
Chicken Jalfezi, mushroom rice, sag aloo, plain nan.
No desert
Any lager, they all taste the same!

 

[rocker]

Plain nan? Surely the Keema nan is the higher order of nan?

 

[ian.settle1]

Fal or Bangalore but make sure the toilet roll is in the freezer for in the morning

 

[High Tower]

Sazarhi murgh keema, jeerra rice, keema nann

Or

Chicken tari wari murgh with the same above

 

[High Tower]

I'm not really a curry man, but when I do it's usually a madras.

You into chineese or are you one of these really plain eaters?

 

[DurhamSparky]

from wales probably likes a bit of lamb and mint sauce freshly nicked from the next valley ..!!

 

[Guest123]

You into chineese or are you one of these really plain eaters?

Love a chinese.....I like Indian etc, but my nearest tidy curry house is 30 odd miles away. My local chinese is the best I've ever had though.

 

[CRAGS]

Going for a curry myself in a few minutes it has to be a madras or a jalfriezi feel the sting in the morning already toilet is going be my best friend tomorrow morning

 

[DurhamSparky]

a good jal is the bees!!! some times they just dont taste nice or too bland!! seconded by a mossala!!

 

[armbands0]

I occassionally go for the onion stuffed naan but that keema tastes like a burger.

 

[Big n Daft]

Just ordered a chicken tikka mushroom massalla balti with shaami kebab, pilau rice and keema nan (like an elephants ear!) for delivery.
Bellies rumblin now!!!!!

 

[CRAGS]

I usually go for the garlic nan but all this talk about keema nan etc is making me think never tried a keema nan tonight could be the night

 

[SirKit Breaker]

Im off out with the wife for a meal. were going for an indian. shes going for a chicken korma, but im not sure what to buy. Ive been working as a sparks know for a few months...what should i get ??

Get one of everything and loads of beer. Enjoy.

Cheers.........Howard

 

[alarm man]

lamb chilli massala with a mixed kebab starter and garlic rice,or a phal if ive got a cold.. and plenty of lager

 

[High Tower]

Love a chinese.....I like Indian etc, but my nearest tidy curry house is 30 odd miles away. My local chinese is the best I've ever had though.

I'm lucky living where I do, I go to the chinese equivalent of a greasy spoon , situated behind the carpark in a dark alley in the middle of china town, I'm also very lucky that one of my mates owns a fine dining Indian restaurant that's rated in the top 5 in the country so I always eat there!

 

[rocker]

Just polished off a chinese, Slow Boat special fried rice, chicken and green peppers in black bean sauce, and of course chips and curry sauce and plorn crackers. If any of you are ever in Newport, go to the Slow Boat and get their curry sauce on chips. It is out of this world - i have travelled the world and have never tasted anything even remotely similar. It is amazing!

 

[Guest 004]

chicken phaal
special pilau rice
aloo sag
loads of tiger beer

 

[millwall ken]

Ha ha wtf!? Madras is always the daddy.... but if you can't stand the heat, and if they do it, get a keema special it's deeee-lish.

Make sure poppadums are in place first, mind. Otherwise, just walk away.

A Madras THE Daddy??? I thought that you Welsh lads were hard. Obviously not, if all you can stand is a Madras!!! LOL.

Its got to be a Phal for the hottest dish, unless you're like me; and like to taste the curry as opposed too just an overwelming burning sensation in your mouth...

 

[millwall ken]

chicken phaal
special pilau rice
aloo sag
loads of tiger beer

And a nice bright red ring in the morning...

 

[millwall ken]

go to the Slow Boat and get their curry sauce on chips. It is out of this world - i have travelled the world and have never tasted anything even remotely similar.

Rocker mate,
Its probably a receipe that they've had for generations...

 

[Guest 004]

And a nice bright red ring in the morning...

Yep a nice Japanese flag

 

[High Tower]

Ken, i diddnt think that they had anything more exotic than pie and mash round your end?

 

[rocker]

Madras is the finest. Seen too many guys trying to be the big man, doing a vindaloo or a phaal and going bright red and not being able to finish it..... for what it's worth I do like spicy food and can eat a whole phaal with a little bit of a sweat, but I just don't really think they taste of anything, and I ain't into eating dinner to get a badge of honour like a lot of my mates (who try and fail) lol.

 

[millwall ken]

Ken, i diddnt think that they had anything more exotic than pie and mash round your end?

Yep, curry flavoured pies all the way fella...

 

[rocker]

go to the Slow Boat and get their curry sauce on chips. It is out of this world - i have travelled the world and have never tasted anything even remotely similar.

Rocker mate,
Its probably a receipe that they've had for generations...

Mate if I could analyse it in a lab or something and find out how it's made, I could be a millionaire it's that good!

 

[rocker]

Jellied eels!

 

[High Tower]

Madras is the finest. Seen too many guys trying to be the big man, doing a vindaloo or a phaal and going bright red and not being able to finish it..... for what it's worth I do like spicy food and can eat a whole phaal with a little bit of a sweat, but I just don't really think they taste of anything, and I ain't into eating dinner to get a badge of honour like a lot of my mates (who try and fail) lol.

My sentiments exactly,

my favorite dishes have very little heat but have a amazing blend of spice that gives a stunning arromatic flavor!

 

[millwall ken]

Madras is the finest. Seen too many guys trying to be the big man, doing a vindaloo or a phaal and going bright red and not being able to finish it..... for what it's worth I do like spicy food and can eat a whole phaal with a little bit of a sweat, but I just don't really think they taste of anything, and I ain't into eating dinner to get a badge of honour like a lot of my mates (who try and fail) lol.

Its what I prefer myself, or a Jalfrezi. I like to enjoy my food as well, to old to be having some sort of daft eating competion with my mates. Besides I like my fillings in my mouth and NOT running down my cheeks.

 

[millwall ken]

Jellied eels!

Never could stand 'em mate, same as you lot eating seaweed really...

 

[rocker]

Ha exactly!

 

[rocker]

Love a bit of laver bread. Mind you, I'm partial to a bit of jellied eels and all.

 

[millwall ken]

Love a bit of laver bread. Mind you, I'm partial to a bit of jellied eels and all.

You should move down here old son... Joke, I wouldn't wish London (the way that is now a days) on my worse enemy.

 

[Big n Daft]

Chicken tikka mushromm massalla balti polished off.
Bellie like a hot air ballon.
Venting system full functional.
Everbody has left the room.......................

 

[rocker]

You should move down here old son... Joke, I wouldn't wish London (the way that is now a days) on my worse enemy.

Used to live in Wandsworth for 4 days out of the week, a few years ago. Quite liked that area, but most of London I can't stand nowadays.

 

[alarm man]

You should move down here old son... Joke, I wouldn't wish London (the way that is now a days) on my worse enemy.

ken,i think your a secret geordie,next time your up i'll treat you to a saveloy dip..with mustard

 

[rocker]

ken,i think your a secret geordie,next time your up i'll treat you to a saveloy dip..with mustard

I'll be honest mate that sounds pretty gay, pretty gay lol.

 

[alarm man]

I'll be honest mate that sounds pretty gay, pretty gay lol.

youve never lived, proper food..

 

[pmac10]

this is the best thread i've seen on here, Thai food is the way forward, Thai 5 spice please sir, chicken, no veg,of course i want extra hot, you heard it here first lads

 

[Big n Daft]

this is the best thread i've seen on here, Thai food is the way forward, Thai 5 spice please sir, chicken, no veg,of course i want extra hot, you heard it here first lads

Must have a ring like a blood orange

 

[alarm man]

this is the best thread i've seen on here, Thai food is the way forward, Thai 5 spice please sir, chicken, no veg,of course i want extra hot, you heard it here first lads

you cant beat indian food,thai is good but indian all the way for me.

 

[pmac10]

not the first time i've been accused of having blood and it being orange in the same sentence, but thats a N.I thing, trust me Big n Daft, Thai 5 spice.

 

[CRAGS]

curry done £70 lighter irish coffee finsh off lovely, price wise could of got cheaper but food was good

 

[rocker]

£70? In Stoke? What are you, Jabba the Hut!? That's gotta be a good hundredweight of food!

 

[pmac10]

£70? In Stoke? What are you, Jabba the Hut!? That's gotta be a good hundredweight of food!

not only have i found the best thread on this forum, just found the best response, Rocker, consider yourself saluted

 

[CRAGS]

£70? In Stoke? What are you, Jabba the Hut!? That's gotta be a good hundredweight of food!

nope come out with empty plates usually come home with doggy bags nice but very expensive

 

[johnboy6083]

nope come out with empty plates usually come home with doggy bags nice but very expensive

that is expensive mate. especially when the average rent in stoke is about £70 a month! lol
you must have a good job, or no brains, or no savings.
or a combination of the above!


PS, the above statements are not neccesarily true, but have been based on stereotypical, bigoted views of others and myself.
Im also from stoke, so have a right to take the mick out of my birth town, and its inhabitants/inmates