Jokes on your apprentice

[silva.foxx]

Well, he's sort of my apprentice, I took my 9 year old lad swimming today and couldn't resist the 'endless shampoo' prank in the shower whilst he was rinsing out the suds, just kept adding a splodge, bubbles everwhere!

It caused a giggle with the other users. He started to panic and whinge...just like a typical 'gopher'!
No doubt he'll snitch to the boss, when she gets home.

 

[Doomed]

My wife now decants shampoo into a small one use bottle when I take the boy swimming now......

 

[finto86]

sent a lad for green and yellow strippie paint to paint the earth

 

[pburley]

Hi in my last job I sent a lad down to our local supplier to ask for a long wait (metric) the supplier got the joke straight away and had him standing there for over an hour. cracking.

 

[MUFC1999]

An apprentice painter on site got sent for tartan paint once, came back calling the shop staff idiots for not stocking it.

I got dunked in one of those big blue buckets plasterers use for their water and then had a bag of plaster thrown at me, that took a while to come out and my mum wasn't best pleased when I walked in.

At school on work experience, one lad went to fords. Boss sends him over to vauxhall one day for some Fallopian tubes.

 

[tenheads]

guys i worked with screwed a boys toolbox to the floor.

he picked it up in a rush and broke his wrist

done this after it was done to me

 

[GStueyXR]

When I was a lad, I got hung naked by the feet from the mech arm of a JCB and driven up to the office of the company secratary and hung outside her window.... Think I got a semi-woody

 

[gawain]

My fav story is a app fresh out of pampers with shiny new tools. We used to nick his tools and hide them playing a 'colder, warmer' game. So he bought a pad lock, knocked out the hinges and replaced them. So he got a expensive box with closed hinges, Problem solved? Not with a small drill bit and some expanding foam!

thats out of order especially for an app who has just started on low wage if that.

 

[JimTheSpark]

Back when I was at school, I must have been about 15 I did my work experience at a printers.

Around an hour into the first day a a few of the fellas ask me to go down the road and get some invisible ink and a long weight. I had alrady been warned about a few of the pranks they might try and play and cottoned on that they were trying to wind me up.

I left them saying yea no problem and went home.

When I turned up the following day they said where did you go, your were gone all day. I said see the long weight you asked for. I look it at home infront of the tele!

I had a very easy going time for the rest of the week

 

[gawain]

remember when i was sent to go and get some elbow grese :s .