When I left school, I joined the (then) GPO as a telephone apprentice. You start out doing 6 weeks up poles, 6 weeks down holes, etc.
Anyway. My first day on the job was with a crusty old phone fitter to a row of nearly finished new houses putting in their telephones. We go to the first house, he gets the electric kettle from the green Morris Minor GPO Telehones van. Looks around and says "I wonder if there's any juice". Clicks on a light switch and pops two fingers in the empty light pendant socket in the ceiling. He doesn't blink, and says "good, we can have some tea then".
What a fine example to an innocent 17-year old!