STIG electrical quotes

[hightower]

My word Pete, the truths are coming out. Sounds like you've got it in for the poor fella.

 

[Pete999]

My word Pete, the truths are coming out. Sounds like you've got it in for the poor fella.

Who Tony

 

[hightower]

I tried to find him at elex but couldn't. I wonder if it's got anything to do with me being 6'5 and him being about 4'

 

[Pete999]

I tried to find him at elex but couldn't. I wonder if it's got anything to do with me being 6'5 and him being about 4'

Crossed screwdrivers with Tony sometime ago at ELEX, say no more

 

[Kamikaze]

"Some say" he always wanted to be an electrician and that he didn’t know how long he could've been a vet for, before he got bored and started shagging stuff.

 

[Paul.M]

"Some say" that scientist at Oxford combined the Stig and Tony Cable's DNA and produced Boris Johnson!!!!!

 

[Kamikaze]

"Some say" he likes Emma Clancy just how he likes his multifunction tester. On his lap, turned on and resistance free and his thoughts can be used as a Time Domain Reflectometer.

 

[Kamikaze]

"Some say" had he been a lecturer at the local technical college, Harness69 would have been able to string four words together.

 

[telectrix]

some say that he uses a calcard to wipe his arse, and that his underpants are calibrated every year.

 

[Kamikaze]

"Some say" he’s of god's prototypes. A high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die. All we know is, when he switches the lights off at the switch, he’s in bed before it gets dark.