Wet Pants why oh why....

[Pete999]

Aye ..... the spawn of satan.

Why do you say that JK? any specific reason

 

[JK-Electrical]

Why do you say that JK? any specific reason

First reason.

Second reason.

Third reason.

 

[Spoon]

Tel, you have a ...
headtorch???
Traitor!
and i thought you were old school too...

I'm glad he does as I borrowed it when he was doing work at ours. I lost mine, so I have now bought a new one.

 

[Pete999]

First reason.

Second reason.

Third reason.

Safe to say then JK, you don't have a lot of time for Plumbers???

 

[JK-Electrical]

Safe to say then JK, you don't have a lot of time for Plumbers???

Safe as houses Pete.

 

[pirate]

Safe to say, pete999, from your own comments previously, you aren't a fan of them either!
But...

I know a good plumber!
yes, truly i do!

He is exceptional, and while not cheap, why should he be?

He is the best exponent of pipework I have ever had the privilege to meet, and thus...maybe unusual.

If anybody in the Glasgow area wants a plumber who is top class, approachable, intelligent and skilled in all matters of heating, bathrooms, kitchens, hot water systems...anything...
and who will meet you on site, agree the works, not steal your cable runs, and make sure the final works are top notch...

I know that man!

I am the worst customer ever, trust me!

This guy is one in a million, and I just show him he job, give him the keys, pay the bill, and never ever have to call him back.

Shane...if you are reading this...
brilliant, mate!

 

[JK-Electrical]

I know a good plumber!
yes, truly i do!

Have you been at the rum again?

 

[pirate]

Again???

Constantly!

He lives half a mile away from Luscious L, btw!

 

[JK-Electrical]

Again???

Constantly!

He lives half a mile away from Luscious L, btw!

Lucky guy! The very thought of being within half a mile of Luscious L makes my ----- heart throb.

 

[DPG]

Who's luscious L?

Extra words.

 

[JK-Electrical]

Who's luscious L?

Extra words.

She's a female customer of mine whose name begins with L, and who is rather luscious.