Can we get a new section added to the forum???

[gibo]

That reminds me of a one night stand I had a few years ago.

shame there were no leeks involved. could have been the start of a full blown relationship instead

 

[Deleted member 26818]

When we want an opinion from a southerner we'll ask LOL

Shouldn't that be 'Southern Fairy'?

 

[telectrix]

i'm keeping my gob zipped for the moment. bananas and leeks? what about sheep?

 

[mayfair]

your the expert on leeks n sheep m8, but im sure you would only get a small set a steps on a sheep and how dare you mention leeks on this forum ...there is a plumbers section for that.

i'm keeping my gob zipped for the moment. bananas and leeks? what about sheep?

 

[telectrix]

glad to see you on form , mayfair. don't forget , we are relying on you to inform us of when the next spanish armada sets sail.

 

[gibo]

he'd already worried all the local sheep on his progression to donkeys, monkeys and bananas

 

[electromonkey]

All you need to know about sheep gents is that "we **** em and you eat em!"

 

[millwall ken]

I have a strange feeling I asked for this......... :crazy:

Yep, and just to add fuel to the fire; Ive just discovered this post..... Right you bunch of Northern Monkeys, lets have it right, the only thing hard ooopppp north is the women. You bunch of flat-cap wearing, whippet rearing, dish water drinking whingers.

 

[gibo]

did you hear about the dyslexic Yorkshireman? he had a cat-flap on his head ;-)

 

[telectrix]

Yep, and just to add fuel to the fire; Ive just discovered this post..... Right you bunch of Northern Monkeys, lets have it right, the only thing hard ooopppp north is the women. You bunch of flat-cap wearing, whippet rearing, dish water drinking whingers.

OK you southern, lager drinking, porsche driving, subterranean train using, hedge fund fiddling , chimpanzees. ( is the female of that cmimpanzesses?)

 

[mayfair]

M8 you'll be the first to know , they will probably ask for EU =UK money help to build the bloody boats

glad to see you on form , mayfair. don't forget , we are relying on you to inform us of when the next spanish armada sets sail.

 

[mayfair]

Get back to ya wine bar lol

Yep, and just to add fuel to the fire; Ive just discovered this post..... Right you bunch of Northern Monkeys, lets have it right, the only thing hard ooopppp north is the women. You bunch of flat-cap wearing, whippet rearing, dish water drinking whingers.

 

[nickblake]

M8 you'll be the first to know , they will probably ask for EU =UK money help to build the bloody boats

They'll be made in the UK and shipped out to spain bit like the Messerschmitt me109 WW2 fighter plane by when war broke out it used a rolls royce kestrel engine then went to a juno then after the war went back to the rolls royce kestrel engine ...no wasnt that a pointless bit of info i supose we could fit rolls royce merlin engins to the spainsh armder fleet

 

[Deleted member 26818]

They'll be made in the UK and shipped out to spain bit like the Messerschmitt me109 WW2 fighter plane by when war broke out it used a rolls royce kestrel engine then went to a juno then after the war went back to the rolls royce kestrel engine ...no wasnt that a pointless bit of info i supose we could fit rolls royce merlin engins to the spainsh armder fleet

Now If we could fit one into a motorbike......

 

[telectrix]

if the spanish managed to build the ships in the 1st place, the weight and power of the rolls royce merlins would tear the bottoms out of them anyway. ( just like the rocks of anglesey and ireland did in 1588 )

 

[malcolmsanford]

I go to a meeting and come back on to find the post degenerating into a full scale insultfest.

Let us get it straight Ken, and the other suvners have jobs, whose taxes bay the benefits, which in turn pays for the whippet feed, flat cap repairs and re-cobbling streets up norff.

Wales and Scotland are the only countries that as a department in the Anne Summers for sheep, and for the paddys don't even go there ................

 

[nickblake]

Wales where the men are men and the sheep are worried

 

[telectrix]

Now If we could fit one into a motorbike......

would be some monstrous long wheelbase chopper, that would.

 

[malcolmsanford]

would be some monstrous long wheelbase chopper, that would.

Trust you to bring smut into the forum

 

[telectrix]

smut?, is that what you call a custom made bike now? afraid i gave up biking with norton and matchless.