Can we get a new section added to the forum???

[Deleted member 9648]

Glad to see there's no stereotyping going on here chaps..:clap:..

 

[telectrix]

i can only just manage typing in mono. does 2 fingers count as stereo?

 

[Paul.M]

Yep, and just to add fuel to the fire; Ive just discovered this post..... Right you bunch of Northern Monkeys, lets have it right, the only thing hard ooopppp north is the women. You bunch of flat-cap wearing, whippet rearing, dish water drinking whingers.

What is the best thing to ever come out of London? The M1 to Yorkshire.

 

[alarm man]

:whatchutalkingabout no comment..for once..i better not apply for that one..

 

[millwall ken]

What is the best thing to ever come out of London? The M1 to Yorkshire.

Quite right, what we need is some very large walls up to keep you northern monkeys up where you belong.

 

[madmac]

Oh! I say old chaps.....is one not allowed to engage in a verbal volley if one chooses so? :13:

 

[millwall ken]

:whatchutalkingabout no comment..for once..i better not apply for that one..

Well as a Geordie, you're just a wannabe jock anyway mate......

 

[telectrix]

biggest mistake ever was building the M25 as a motorway and not like the berlin wall, pen all those londoners in

 

[millwall ken]

biggest mistake ever was building the M25 as a motorway and not like the berlin wall, pen all those londoners in

No to keep all of you Northerners out you mean. After all you're all decended from rampaging Jocks anyway!!!


Everyone knows that God's choosen few are Londoners...

 

[madmac]

sweaty socks don't care what you southern fairies say so there!:59:

 

[telectrix]

and the thames barrier was london's answer to God's attempt to drown london.

 

[madmac]

Jesus may have been a Chippie BUT Gods' a Spark..

And so was Elvis! No really he was!:shades_smile:

 

[millwall ken]

Jesus may have been a Chippie BUT Gods' a Spark..

And so was Elvis! No really he was!:shades_smile:

See even the King wanted to join our ranks...

 

[millwall ken]

and the thames barrier was london's answer to God's attempt to drown london.

Only reason he would of tried to have drown us is because he loves us so much that he wanted us all back up there with him, safe, away from the marauding hordes....

 

[telectrix]

nah, He said that you were wicked city, but then He said " Sod'em till Tomorrer" (pun intended)

 

[millwall ken]

nah, He said that you were wicked city, but then He said " Sod'em till Tomorrer" (pun intended)

You wicked wicked heathen. You're be going to hell for that.

 

[telectrix]

hope so. i would hate it to miss your banter if i went t'other place.

 

[Deleted member 26818]

I was in Hell once, more commonly known as Barrow In Furness.

 

[electromonkey]

An Englishman, Scotsman, and a Welshman were granted 1 wish by God. The Scot asked for all the lakes in Scotland to be filled with malt whiskey and God granted his wish. The Englishman asked for an impenetrable barrier to be built around England and God granted his wish. The Welshman said to God, "tell us about this barrier" so God tells him that it's 100m tall and 20m thick and it completely surrounds England. "Interesting" says the Welshman. "Fill the ****er full of water"!

 

[millwall ken]

An Englishman, Scotsman, and a Welshman were granted 1 wish by God. The Scot asked for all the lakes in Scotland to be filled with malt whiskey and God granted his wish. The Englishman asked for an impenetrable barrier to be built around England and God granted his wish. The Welshman said to God, "tell us about this barrier" so God tells him that it's 100m tall and 20m thick and it completely surrounds England. "Interesting" says the Welshman. "Fill the ****er full of water"!

Suits me sir, I always wanted to live by the sea. And besides as us ENGLISH are the premier sea-farers; we're made to live on boats. In the same way that you Taffs are meant to live underground in mines - a bit like Trolls really!!!


Keep 'em coming boys.