startreck the crafts relays

[ayjay]

captain kirk told the engineer( cant remember his name) to increace the load on the relays(full relay power in fact)
is that a wize thing to do whilst in outer space AND in another time zone-->>>>CRAZY
any captain shouldnt shout at the engineer especially about his relays

its no wonder they all got trouble with clingons

 

[ayjay]

and tribbles

 

[Jamzie]

Any Captain should know that one's relays can be in a fixed state, especially after being in space for a long time. It is imperative that one's relays are regularly discharged to prevent static buildup

 

[Jamzie]

Honestly, I haven't the fu&#ing clue what you're on about.
Are you the resident forum joker?

 

[ayjay]

good repy jamey
what do u reckon about the yanks landing on the moon?
personally i reckon its a load of bolli--s
i went to the usa to the harley feast datona to see the so called rocket in the usa(they could fit a mc donalds inside)
anyway couldnt see any relays

 

[Jamzie]

There's only one genuine Rocket, and that was built by Stephensen

 

[Robotstar5]

There's only one genuine Rocket, and that was built by Stephensen

BSA rocket was a bit quicker though

 

[Pete999]

Whats that all about then?

 

[telectrix]

it's only ayjay transmitting from the dark side of neptune.

 

[Pete999]

it's only ayjay transmitting from the dark side of neptune.

Thought he had been got at by the Dominion, sorry wrong Star Trek, maybe hes had a Vulcan mind meld, oh you have to have a mind for that to happen don't you?

 

[Spoon]

what do u reckon about the yanks landing on the moon?
personally i reckon its a load of bolli--s

I can't believe that people thinks its a hoax. Think about it..... There was a race between the Russians and the Yanks. Thousands of people were following it, not just the Yanks. If it was a hoax the Russians would have said something.

 

[Guest55]

captain kirk told the engineer( cant remember his name) to increace the load on the relays(full relay power in fact)
is that a wize thing to do whilst in outer space AND in another time zone-->>>>CRAZY
any captain shouldnt shout at the engineer especially about his relays

its no wonder they all got trouble with clingons

What the f*** is this stupid crap ?

You're a babbling idiot quite frankly.

 

[trev]

Anyone who doubts the moon landings were real needs their bloody heads looking at imo. Think of how many thousands of people were involved from the lowliest gopher on the film crews all the way up to the head of NASA.
Now, the most basic of human emotions is greed. Think how much a paper would pay for incontrovertible proof that it was a hoax yet not one person has ever succumbed to their greed. Not one person has ever accidentally let something slip.
Furthermore, the russians were following the project every step of the way, do you honestly think they wouldn't have jumped at the chance to disprove it?

 

[ferg]

Anyone who doubts the moon landings were real needs their bloody heads looking at imo. Think of how many thousands of people were involved from the lowliest gopher on the film crews all the way up to the head of NASA.
Now, the most basic of human emotions is greed. Think how much a paper would pay for incontrovertible proof that it was a hoax yet not one person has ever succumbed to their greed. Not one person has ever accidentally let something slip.
Furthermore, the russians were following the project every step of the way, do you honestly think they wouldn't have jumped at the chance to disprove it?

I hope you've got your tinfoil hat on after a comment like that.

 

[Pete999]

I hope you've got your tinfoil hat on after a comment like that.

Why is that then? he is right

 

[telectrix]

but they never brought any cheese back.

 

[D Skelton]

I concluded a long time ago that I'd rather scrape out my eyeballs with hot pokers than read the posts made by this complete and utter clown shoe.

 

[ferg]

Why is that then? he is right

That's my attempt at humour.

He is right but the kind of loon who thinks there was no lunar landing wears a tinfoil hat to stop the government spying on them / aliens reading their minds etc.

 

[trev]

That's my attempt at humour.

He is right but the kind of loon who thinks there was no lunar landing wears a tinfoil hat to stop the government spying on them / aliens reading their minds etc.

As do I, especially when I'm at work. I don't want you buggers watching me.

 

[HandySparks]

As do I, especially when I'm at work. I don't want you buggers watching me.

I hope it's bonded for maximum effectiveness!

 

[ayjay]

hi all i went to see the craft daytona or somewhere how the heck would it get to the moon when computers were in their infancy? the tiny module on the front was a joke only enough room for a midgit
all a load af yank crap as usual

The Moon Landings Were Faked - Conspiracy Theories - TIME
as for capitain rommel--- sorry kirk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivZ3q5NFXpY

 

[Spoon]

You do know that there are reflectors that we put on the moon, that we use to monitor its position?
You can do things without computers you know. Look up the V2 rocket.

 

[Andy78]

lunatic

NOUN

A person who is mentally ill (not in technical use).

1.1An extremely foolish or eccentric person:this lunatic just won't stop posting gibberish on internet forums

ADJECTIVE

Back to top 1Mentally ill (not in technical use):a ward of lunatic old men who are occasionally allowed supervised use of the internet

1.1Extremely foolish or eccentric:he appears to be under the belief of some lunatic theories


Origin

Middle English: from Old French lunatique, from late Latin lunaticus, from Latin luna 'moon' (from the belief that changes of the moon caused intermittent insanity).

• loon from [late 19th century]:
  This word for ‘a silly person’ comes from the North American loon (mid 17th century), a large water bird also known as a diver. It gets its name from its distinctive cry. The sense silly is from the bird's actions when escaping from danger; perhaps influenced by loony, a mid 19th-century abbreviation of lunatic (Middle English) from Latinluna ‘moon. In the past people thought that the phases of the moon could affect people.

 

[telectrix]

ah, but. if the moon landings were real, the astronauts would have shared a 6 pack of moon beer ( 2% ) before returning and, being americans, on that small amount of alcohol, would have been completely pi$$ed and missed earth by 200,000 miles, eventually landing on uranus , ( or their anuses).

 

[Kamikaze]

That's my attempt at humour.

He is right but the kind of loon who thinks there was no lunar landing wears a tinfoil hat to stop the government spying on them / aliens reading their minds etc.

Ooooh I'm an expert at this! Contrary to what its name suggests, tinfoil these days are usually made of aluminum rather than tin. Al atoms lose their valence electrons when struck with electromagnetic radiation to form Al[SUP]3+[/SUP] ions. The free electrons will then jam the signals and prevent anything from mind control to mind reading. And as you know, you can't get tin foil out of the box without it getting all crinkled. That's why Foil Deflection Helmets, called FDH's by those of us in the know, are so effective. They form a sub-atomic crinkle lattice structure that completely scrambles alien mind-zap beams and confuses the creatures themselves. The metal helmet in X-Men that Magneto wears so that Professor X can't read his thoughts? That helmet is made of tinfoil. And by the way, we need pictures of ayjay wearing his helmet or it never happened.:biggrin:

 

[trev]

Well, I got a notification of a post on this thread but my login had expired. As a result I got it from post one in all it's Ayjay glory (or should that be gory?)
Just for the record Ayjay-
Increase
Klingons
That's just 2 of your numerous spelling mistakes.
Clown

 

[telectrix]

being able to spell is not a prerequisite of becoming a clown. good job, eh?