Snip Bang!

[telectrix]

so was marianne faithful. LOL.

 

[tidyboiler]

so was marianne faithful. LOL.

Haha.............. oops you are so right Tel !!!!

 

[telectrix]

anyone who says they've never snipped a live cable and blown a hole on their cutters is either a newbie, a liar, or suffering from altzeimers.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Should have taken his Davy Lamp with him...............or his pet canary

Around these parts we called them Geordie lamps.

You know the controversy surrounding the who invented the light "bulb" - Swan or Eddison?

Well, the same argument raged over the miners'safety lamp - Humphrey Davey or George Stephenson as they were both independently working on the same thing at the same time.

 

[telectrix]

well, davey got his name on it, and stephenson got a rocket.

 

[Geordie Spark]

anyone who says they've never snipped a live cable and blown a hole on their cutters is either a newbie, a liar, or suffering from altzeimers.

Sorry ................ what's this thread about??

Do I know you from somewhere?


Who am I ??????

 

[telectrix]

who am i? someone what knows more than me about heating systems. LOL. got it sussed with your help, much appreciated. it had the blumber/heating bloke foxed. he had wired stat L and S/L reversed and was missing a S/L to the valve. also poor info supplied with stat sensor.

 

[Geordie Spark]

who am i? someone what knows more than me about heating systems. LOL. got it sussed with your help, much appreciated. it had the blumber/heating bloke foxed. he had wired stat L and S/L reversed and was missing a S/L to the valve. also poor info supplied with stat sensor.

Youre more than welcome Tel.

It was good for me to give the old grey matter a good workout - it gets a bit stale sitting here doing nowt.

Hopefully you've got a sketch / drawing of the job now that you can use again because that sort of job will be coming up again.

 

[telectrix]

not a sketch, mate. it's indelibly imprinted in my brain. now i see how logical it is, i feel more confident with fault finding . as they say. every day's a school day.

 

[Geordie Spark]

not a sketch, mate. it's indelibly imprinted in my brain. now i see how logical it is, i feel more confident with fault finding . as they say. every day's a school day.

Good lad.

 

[telectrix]

lad???? i's about same age as you geordie. only difference is i still got hair on me 'ed. not like a bird i once went out with. gorgeous long black hair down to her waist. none on her head, though.

 

[Geordie Spark]

lad???? i's about same age as you geordie. only difference is i still got hair on me 'ed. not like a bird i once went out with. gorgeous long black hair down to her waist. none on her head, though.

Aye, well ... I had hair on me 'ed an'all ............. until Tidyboiler's No. 3 Dowter attacked it with a hedge trimmer thing fitted with a No 1 blade guard .....

 

[ipf]

lad???? i's about same age as you geordie. only difference is i still got hair on me 'ed. not like a bird i once went out with. gorgeous long black hair down to her waist. none on her head, though.

Good lass.




No doubt

 

[moospark]

so was marianne faithful. LOL.

I always keep a mars bar in me bait box.

 

[Geordie Spark]

so was marianne faithful. LOL.

How would I know if she was faithful ??

I never met her in my life - despite the rumours to the contrary !!

 

[telectrix]

who do you think inspired paint it black and sympathy for the devil?

 

[Geordie Spark]

who do you think inspired paint it black and sympathy for the devil?

Don't look at me .. I had nowt to do with it!!

 

[telectrix]

wasn't that albert speers defence at nuremburg?

 

[Geordie Spark]

wasn't that albert speers defence at nuremburg?

Not just him ... ALL of them!

They all blamed the only bloke who wasn't there .... Hitler.

 

[telectrix]

nor was martin borman. at least they didn't blame us.