Blood Pressure...

[Silly Sausage]

Get your blood pressure reducing pills out and sit back and enjoy Margaret's funeral live on telly!

 

[44ALLAN]

I'm washing my hair..........................

 

[Silly Sausage]

The Mash Guide to the Final Journey

 

[44ALLAN]

I see Cardiff got promoted.....................

 

[telectrix]

that should sweeten des a bit.

 

[trev]

Get your blood pressure reducing pills out and sit back and enjoy Margaret's funeral live on telly!

I'd rather stick pins in me eyes.

 

[ruston]

Got a phone call to go and extract pins from someones eyes.

 

[trev]

Got a phone call to go and extract pins from someones eyes.

I hope you did the short course in ophthalmic surgery mate

 

[Silly Sausage]

I'd rather stick pins in me eyes.

A bit of self abuse has never done anyone any harm!

 

[ruston]

I hope you did the short course in ophthalmic surgery mate

No I was off that day, got the one on hairdressing though , so I am qualified.mg_smile:

 

[Geordie Spark]

A bit of self abuse has never done anyone any harm!

My Mum said it can make you blind.

 

[ruston]

Na , thats boiled eggs man.

 

[trev]

No I was off that day, got the one on hairdressing though , so I am qualified.mg_smile:

Probably be ok mate, have you got membership of some sort of professional body so I can have confidence in your hairdressing/ophthalmic surgery skills?

 

[ruston]

Probably be ok mate, have you got membership of some sort of professional body so I can have confidence in your hairdressing/ophthalmic surgery skills?

Yes I am with the N eye u see.

 

[ruston]

Also I have a degree in 'brush off ' and cash extraction, that one took six weeks.

 

[44ALLAN]

I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a good look ................

 

[ruston]

I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a good look ................

I need a job as an apprentice if anyone would like me to work on a free trial.

 

[oldtimer]

Like my old mum when she went to her brotherinlaws funeral and said mum he kicked your sister about and you could not stand him she said well when I turn up that will remind everybody to temper the nice things they want to say about him plus I want to make sure he is dead

 

[Silly Sausage]

My Mum said it can make you blind.

It's a pain having to shave the palm, especially when one is right handed.

 

[Geordie Spark]

I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a good look ................

Then there was the semi-retired gynaecologist .......

He didn't want to fully retire as he liked to keep his hand in.