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Knobhead
Here’s one to start me off
This nearly resulted in the death of an electrician!
Day 1
Lost one phase to a large storage shed DB. Immediately heads off to where the “Plumbers from Hell” are digging a trench for a new 6” main, low and behold the raged remains of cable dangling out of the side of the trench 2 phases still live. Sorted! Test at the main sub, one fuse blown, so isolate and get them to widen the trench (hand digging this time not the back actor).
Day 2
2m of new cable 2 scotchcast joints, bobs you uncle job done. Replace all fuses and restore supply, test at shed still one phase down Back to sub all fuses OK
One of my joints must be faulty! Isolate again cut the cable before my joints. Strip cable as for a third joint so I could spread the cores to test safely. Restore supply test again, still one phase down Time to go home!
Day 3
Arrive on shift and got talking to Albert the electrician going off shift. “I diverted that cable 20 years ago, it feeds a DB in the compressor house now, the storage shed is fed from there”. Visit to said DB, blown fuse to storage shed! Joint No.3! Now full supply to shed.
Day 4
Attempt to kill Albert
20 years and he’d never got around to changing a label
This nearly resulted in the death of an electrician!
Day 1
Lost one phase to a large storage shed DB. Immediately heads off to where the “Plumbers from Hell” are digging a trench for a new 6” main, low and behold the raged remains of cable dangling out of the side of the trench 2 phases still live. Sorted! Test at the main sub, one fuse blown, so isolate and get them to widen the trench (hand digging this time not the back actor).
Day 2
2m of new cable 2 scotchcast joints, bobs you uncle job done. Replace all fuses and restore supply, test at shed still one phase down Back to sub all fuses OK
One of my joints must be faulty! Isolate again cut the cable before my joints. Strip cable as for a third joint so I could spread the cores to test safely. Restore supply test again, still one phase down Time to go home!
Day 3
Arrive on shift and got talking to Albert the electrician going off shift. “I diverted that cable 20 years ago, it feeds a DB in the compressor house now, the storage shed is fed from there”. Visit to said DB, blown fuse to storage shed! Joint No.3! Now full supply to shed.
Day 4
Attempt to kill Albert
20 years and he’d never got around to changing a label
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