OP
Squid
You've never worked on a "proper" building site have you, those bacon and egg rolls really get you "primed" up.Now this will get me started! My pet hate is when somebody farts and you are there breathing it in. Its just foul, disgusting and very inconsiderate! I don't want to ingest somebody elses bowel contents!
If you need to let off, do it in private!!!!!