First year apprentice tools

[LeeH]

Tin of elbow grease

A long stand with a hook on it.

20m of fallopian tube

Sky hooks etc..

 

[Specialist]

You missed skirting ladders & spirit level bubbles Lee

 

[HandySparks]

ah but that's dependant on the individual

mine is extra milky 2 sugars. . milk goes in last and at least 1/3 milk

Just don't ask Baldrick to make it:

 

[Specialist]

Might be an improvement on his normal tea

 

[7029 dave]

Build your kit up each week/month. I recommend the stanley fatmax tool rug sack.

 

[PEG]

Ewch that's not tea, it's just milky water.
Get a good hot & strong cup of Yorkshire tea into you, sets you up for the day & helps you relax.

If anything from Yorkshire,is going to be going in to him,he should at least expect some flowers,and a phone call...

 

[Pete999]

You forgot the guide on how to make a good cup of tea

 

[Pete999]

Build your kit up each week/month. I recommend the stanley fatmax tool rug sack.

Rug sack??

 

[Specialist]

A rug looks nicer than knee pads Pete , has to have somewhere to keep it.

 

[Pete999]

A rug looks nicer than knee pads Pete , has to have somewhere to keep it.

Talking of knee pads I won a Klein kneeling Mat at CEF Live yesterday very nice.

 

[Specialist]

Nice one mate .

 

[telectrix]

ah but that's dependant on the individual

mine is extra milky 2 sugars. . milk goes in last and at least 1/3 milk

typical essex. ..... wimpy..... real man's drink is 2 heaped spoons nescafe original, dash of milk, 3 sugars, 1/2 tot scotch.

 

[Joshua]

typical essex. ..... wimpy..... real man's drink is 2 heaped spoons nescafe original, dash of milk, 3 sugars, 1/2 tot scotch.

If you carry on I'll go real Essex on you and threaten you while standing behind my mates and calling you "Geez" or "son" between insults

 

[Specialist]

typical essex. ..... wimpy..... real man's drink is 2 heaped spoons nescafe original, dash of milk, 3 sugars, 1/2 tot scotch.

That'll take the hairs off your chest

 

[Specialist]

If you carry on I'll go real Essex on you and threaten you while standing behind my mates and calling you "Geez" or "son" between insults

Don't do that, he'll send the boys around to feed you his coffee

 

[Specialist]

Tel: Go in Tesco & buy a jar of Colombian coffee, that'll sort the men from the boys
Used to always have a jar with me when on call or pulling an all nighter, sure keeps you awake.

 

[telectrix]

Tel: Go in Tesco & buy a jar of Colombian coffee, that'll sort the men from the boys

the pure stuff, or the packs with the white powder packets inside?

 

[Specialist]

Don't know what you could mean old boy, Always has to be pure. After all, you know how Chaste & pure I am

Oh gawd: Just realised it's Friday again 

 

[telectrix]

chaste? you should be... chased with a baseball bat.

 

[Specialist]

chaste? you should be... chased with a baseball bat.

What's that poor baseball bat done, to deserve a fate like that ?