Can we get a new section added to the forum???

[eskimo39]

Looking around the forum over the last few days I think it is about time we got a new section added. I think it could be called "Leave your handbags at the door" and it would be exclusive access only for members who see this forum as a great place to find/share information ONLY.

I stand by what I said in an earlier post that it is becoming more and more frequent where members are turning on one another. Childish bickering and insults are starting to be seen all the time. I joined this forum originally to gain help when starting up on my own and now am wanting to give help to others in a similar situation. I really am not interested in who is better that who, who earns more than who and who has the most qualifications etc etc blah blah blah.

In this current climate I would have hoped Sparkys would have united and tried to help each other out. I will always endeavor to be respectful to other members on here and remain neutral to any squabbling that is going on.

The gym where I train has people from all walks of life and cultures, we have a lawyer who trains a few evenings a week right across to a great lad who seems to spend more time in jail that in the cage. The one thing is that because we all share a common interest, we all get along great and support each other.\

I am expecting to get shot down for this post so do your worst, but as said before I will always be polite and courteous to you on here.

 

[Marvo]

it is becoming more and more frequent where members are turning on one another. Childish bickering and insults are starting to be seen all the time.

I put this down to the bad weather and warm beer in the UK making people snippy. Not sure how a new forum is going to help.

**JOKING**

 

[rmc86uk]

I do agree with you but there is one user in particular who I think pretty much wants to purposely cause an argument! I'll leave you to guess who it is!

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[Dunc]

I do agree with you but there is one user in particular who I think pretty much wants to purposely cause an argument! I'll leave you to guess who it is!

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First rule of using any online forum is 'do not feed the troll'! If anyone needs any assistance with forum etiquette please take a moment to watch the following instructional video. And well said with regards to the igloo dwelling OP. :hurray:

How To Behave On An Internet Forum

 

[lee72]

who are you to say people on hear are argumentative ? I bet you did a 6 minute fast track course.. and at the week ends work in a big diy store advising 7 year olds on how to change a C.U. ..also i bet i`m more qualified than you.. i have 2330, 2331, 2332 , 100 meter breast stroke and a food hygiene certificate.. and i can run faster. !
so shove your post right up your £%$$$" you %%£"£%££ i am better than YOU !!!!!!!

 

[rmc86uk]

very good

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[malcolmsanford]

who are you to say people on hear are argumentative ? I bet you did a 6 minute fast track course.. and at the week ends work in a big diy store advising 7 year olds on how to change a C.U. ..also i bet i`m more qualified than you.. i have 2330, 2331, 2332 , 100 meter breast stroke and a food hygiene certificate.. and i can run faster. !
so shove your post right up your £%$$$" you %%£"£%££ i am better than YOU !!!!!!!

Did you have to measure any part of that breast stroke ......................and I can spell better that you so there !!!!

By the way welcome to the forum, I'm sure with your warpped twisted sense of humour you will go far here.

 

[electromonkey]

First rule of using any online forum is 'do not feed the troll'!

Oh sweet irony. LOL
On a more serious note, I am very concerned that the Moderators and Administrators on the forum have not mentioned when joining, the presence of a troll. Furthermore, there has been no supply of information on what action should be taken should one be approached by a troll.
I thank you Dunc for the tip of not feeding it/them, but should one become aggressive do I run away, curl up in to a ball, stand my ground or keep a billy goat with me at all times?
I would encourage the Moderators and Administrators to take immediate action upon this.
I look forward to your response.
Regards
Electromonkey

 

[mayfair]

Get back to Saudi with all that camel S**t see im cleverer than you i even worked out wheree to put them star thingys in poo

Did you have to measure any part of that breast stroke ......................and I can spell better that you so there !!!!

By the way welcome to the forum, I'm sure with your warpped twisted sense of humour you will go far here.

 

[malcolmsanford]

Get back to Saudi with all that camel S**t see im cleverer than you i even worked out wheree to put them star thingys in poo

I don't have to come here and be insulted..I can go any where you paella, eating donkey riding expat you

 

[mayfair]

compliments wont get you a invite LOL btw it may be acceptable to put ladders on a camel but Donkeys is a no no here.

I don't have to come here and be insulted..I can go any where you paella, eating donkey riding expat you

 

[electromonkey]

I don't have to come here and be insulted..I can go any where you paella, eating donkey riding expat you

Your misplaced comma makes for what I think is a more interesting insult. That is if it is misplaced. LOL

 

[mayfair]

Go and get a banana that looks like a comma and stop picking on my m8 Malc he can help been litrit can he like init.

Your misplaced comma makes for what I think is a more interesting insult. That is if it is misplaced. LOL

 

[electromonkey]

Go and get a banana that looks like a comma and stop picking on my m8 Malc he can help been litrit can he like init.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Bananas

 

[eskimo39]

I have a strange feeling I asked for this......... :crazy:

 

[mayfair]

When we want an opinion from a southerner we'll ask LOL

I have a strange feeling I asked for this......... :crazy:

 

[lee72]

monkeys, camels, donkeys and a banana... this thread is ace !!.. cheers eskimo :clap:

 

[electromonkey]

monkeys, camels, donkeys and a banana...

That reminds me of a one night stand I had a few years ago.

 

[mayfair]

This is the sort ot thread that should be sticky so when we get new members asking should i be a sparky we can link them to this just to show what a sad git they could become if they go ahead .......BTW you left out the southerners

monkeys, camels, donkeys and a banana... this thread is ace !!.. cheers eskimo :clap:

 

[nickblake]

I won a donkey derby once ............. that was a great Post eskimo i agree , having said that the majority of the members who frequent the forum do get on well together ,yes we do make errors ,and i accept that im corrected and this is how we learn even at my age of 480 im still learning here we have talent beyond and its nice , some of my sugestions have been taken up some have been laughed at ,me i dont care if i can help out an up comming spark as well as an established one then all well and good , its not very often it gets to fisty cuffs ,and normally when it does its by some one who has come straight onto the forum never been on before with the no it all attitude , or as you see in the wholesalers ,chewing gum hay look at me im a spark what the hell are you doing in here attitude as we see so often , if there are any times when we do need to get agressive i feel the only option is to go back to the pistols at dawn this way the argument is solved and only one out of the 2 will be left so there will be no more arguments lol

 

[gibo]

That reminds me of a one night stand I had a few years ago.

shame there were no leeks involved. could have been the start of a full blown relationship instead

 

[Deleted member 26818]

When we want an opinion from a southerner we'll ask LOL

Shouldn't that be 'Southern Fairy'?

 

[telectrix]

i'm keeping my gob zipped for the moment. bananas and leeks? what about sheep?

 

[mayfair]

your the expert on leeks n sheep m8, but im sure you would only get a small set a steps on a sheep and how dare you mention leeks on this forum ...there is a plumbers section for that.

i'm keeping my gob zipped for the moment. bananas and leeks? what about sheep?

 

[telectrix]

glad to see you on form , mayfair. don't forget , we are relying on you to inform us of when the next spanish armada sets sail.

 

[gibo]

he'd already worried all the local sheep on his progression to donkeys, monkeys and bananas

 

[electromonkey]

All you need to know about sheep gents is that "we **** em and you eat em!"

 

[millwall ken]

I have a strange feeling I asked for this......... :crazy:

Yep, and just to add fuel to the fire; Ive just discovered this post..... Right you bunch of Northern Monkeys, lets have it right, the only thing hard ooopppp north is the women. You bunch of flat-cap wearing, whippet rearing, dish water drinking whingers.

 

[gibo]

did you hear about the dyslexic Yorkshireman? he had a cat-flap on his head ;-)

 

[telectrix]

Yep, and just to add fuel to the fire; Ive just discovered this post..... Right you bunch of Northern Monkeys, lets have it right, the only thing hard ooopppp north is the women. You bunch of flat-cap wearing, whippet rearing, dish water drinking whingers.

OK you southern, lager drinking, porsche driving, subterranean train using, hedge fund fiddling , chimpanzees. ( is the female of that cmimpanzesses?)

 

[mayfair]

M8 you'll be the first to know , they will probably ask for EU =UK money help to build the bloody boats

glad to see you on form , mayfair. don't forget , we are relying on you to inform us of when the next spanish armada sets sail.

 

[mayfair]

Get back to ya wine bar lol

Yep, and just to add fuel to the fire; Ive just discovered this post..... Right you bunch of Northern Monkeys, lets have it right, the only thing hard ooopppp north is the women. You bunch of flat-cap wearing, whippet rearing, dish water drinking whingers.

 

[nickblake]

M8 you'll be the first to know , they will probably ask for EU =UK money help to build the bloody boats

They'll be made in the UK and shipped out to spain bit like the Messerschmitt me109 WW2 fighter plane by when war broke out it used a rolls royce kestrel engine then went to a juno then after the war went back to the rolls royce kestrel engine ...no wasnt that a pointless bit of info i supose we could fit rolls royce merlin engins to the spainsh armder fleet

 

[Deleted member 26818]

They'll be made in the UK and shipped out to spain bit like the Messerschmitt me109 WW2 fighter plane by when war broke out it used a rolls royce kestrel engine then went to a juno then after the war went back to the rolls royce kestrel engine ...no wasnt that a pointless bit of info i supose we could fit rolls royce merlin engins to the spainsh armder fleet

Now If we could fit one into a motorbike......

 

[telectrix]

if the spanish managed to build the ships in the 1st place, the weight and power of the rolls royce merlins would tear the bottoms out of them anyway. ( just like the rocks of anglesey and ireland did in 1588 )

 

[malcolmsanford]

I go to a meeting and come back on to find the post degenerating into a full scale insultfest.

Let us get it straight Ken, and the other suvners have jobs, whose taxes bay the benefits, which in turn pays for the whippet feed, flat cap repairs and re-cobbling streets up norff.

Wales and Scotland are the only countries that as a department in the Anne Summers for sheep, and for the paddys don't even go there ................

 

[nickblake]

Wales where the men are men and the sheep are worried

 

[telectrix]

Now If we could fit one into a motorbike......

would be some monstrous long wheelbase chopper, that would.

 

[malcolmsanford]

would be some monstrous long wheelbase chopper, that would.

Trust you to bring smut into the forum

 

[telectrix]

smut?, is that what you call a custom made bike now? afraid i gave up biking with norton and matchless.