Oi, cockburn.

[markc123]

If you're still watching over us, with your earthed carpet tacks ... Your ban should be over now ...

Sign back up the forum, we're missing you...

Bring back the entertainment!

 

[SPARTYKUS]

Maybe he is here already.....?

 

[markc123]

Maybe he is lol.

I doubt it though, we've had some loonies on here recently - but none suggesting they need to earth the watering can before they go out into the garden

 

[Deleted member 72666]

I must have missed all the fun as it was a bit before my time! What 'classic' posts have I missed?

 

[markc123]

I must have missed all the fun as it was a bit before my time! What 'classic' posts have I missed?

Everything, and i mean everything needed earthing lol. From carpet tacks, to window sills. But what made it even funnier, was the fact he wasn't even joking, he genuinley thought it and tried to challenge anyone here who told him he was an idiot.

Type his name into amazon, D.W.Cockburn and read the reviews on his books he's wrote...makes me chuckle everytime.

 

[timbobelfast]

I remember a cracker about a consumer unit fire from 2012 I think. The name Nick springs to mind lol.

 

[SPARTYKUS]

Just read it (& the reviews). Truly incredible.

 

[MDJ]

Take no notice of marc, he has been drinking-------------again :smilielol5:

 

[R G]

Typical , Always get to the party late,,,

 

[MDJ]

Cockburn won't be back, he is to busy writing his new book

 

[Marvo]

Don't hold your breath, I think the ban I gave him was permanent.

 

[Anthony King]

I bought the book off amazon so we could all have a laugh, i scanned it and sent it to Trev, and posted the hard copy to dillb to send on, i dont know where it ended up.

 

[trev]

I'll take a look to see if I've still got it, it went to a lot of people and everyone had the same opinion. Absolute drivel.

His second book starts with a sentence something like "The human hand finds it very hard to grasp some things, like electrcial flexes. Now I've never had any problem with that nor has anyone I know so I didn't read much further.

 

[markc123]

Don't hold your breath, I think the ban I gave him was permanent.

Marvo, just to inform you - i've reported this post.



Outrageous you'd give him a perm ban lol kill joy haha

 

[markc123]

I'll take a look to see if I've still got it, it went to a lot of people and everyone had the same opinion. Absolute drivel.

His second book starts with a sentence something like "The human hand finds it very hard to grasp some things, like electrcial flexes. Now I've never had any problem with that nor has anyone I know so I didn't read much further.

If you've still got it, stick it up - i'd genuinley love to see it, but don't wonna fork out on it lol.

That's probably best opening to a book ever haha. What a legend, haha.

 

[trev]

Sorry lads I binned it, someone else must have a copy kicking around. I sent enough of them out.

 

[Anthony King]

Ill dig it out in a bit lads

 

[tazz]

Arh the days of Mr Cockburn....I do like his new book..."Fly Fishing,With An Earth Rod"

 

[shanky887614]

Arh the days of Mr Cockburn....I do like his new book..."Fly Fishing,With An Earth Rod"

I do miss his posts they did certainly entertain.

Not as much as the veet review though XD

 

[tbs1983]

New book due out this spring :

'Guide to bonding picture hanging nails and other decorative fixings'