Don't know about you lot but this Lady could splice my wire anytime she likes

[Specialist]

What a tart.
Pete I mean, if it was a bloke twisting bits of wire together he would be a right numpty, bit of totty doing it and it's a nice job.......

Forget the twisting wire bit, Pete's above all that. She does have other attractions

 

[Specialist]

I suppose its fine if you like "chubby" women.

Jesus, you think she's chubby ?. After some of the things I've seen today, she's positively skinny

 

[Squid]

Some of us have higher standards and I could never go out with a woman who has a bigger arse then I have, that is why I never date English women

 

[Specialist]

Some of us have higher standards and I could never go out with a woman who has a bigger arse then I have, that is why I never date English women

I'm saying nowt

 

[KennyKen]

You should try date Aussie women then. I'll take my English girls all day long.

 

[Specialist]

You should try date Aussie women then. I'll take my English girls all day long.

Heard Aussie women were hard to cope with, don't they reckon that's where the men are men & the women are too ?.

 

[KennyKen]

Haha.... Defo. On the crazy level they are above 10

 

[LankyWill]

You dont stare at the mantle piece, whilst stoking the fire. ey @Pete999 ?

 

[Squid]

You dont stare at the mantle piece, whilst stoking the fire. ey @Pete999 ?

He's got central heating now so the poker got sold at a car boot sale long ago.........

 

[Pete999]

He's got central heating now so the poker got sold at a car boot sale long ago.........

Speak for yourself SWD speak for yourself.

 

[Squid]

She could get a job on here checking prostrates.......

 

[Pete999]

She could get a job on here checking prostrates.......

Prostate

 

[Squid]

I meant weaknesses you thought long fingernail up the bum..........

 

[Pete999]

I meant weaknesses you thought long fingernail up the bum..........

Don't want finger nails Mate. believe me, when you have some hairy arsed Doctor with rubber gloves on, finger nails are the last thing on your mind.