is it possible to create a ditty thread?

[ayjay]

ok i,ll start
there was an old/young woman called alice,
who used a dynamite stick as a phallis
they found her va==a in north carolina
and her ars-hole in buckingham palace

byron

 

[telectrix]

there was a young man from kent
who's tool was exceedingly bent
to save himself trouble,
he put it in double
and instead of coming, he went.

 

[Dean Williams]

a woman related to Brahms
showed an ambulance driver her charms
he liked them so much
he allowed her to touch
the knob that set off the alarms

 

[Sintra]

Keep them clean or they will go to the arms.

 

[Dean Williams]

there was a young man called Vince
who used to drop very obvious hints
like oh dear i say
its my birthday today
and i'm right out of after eight mints

 

[Richard Burns]

I think you spelled the title wrong replace the first t with an R

but anyway here is my contribution!

There was a sparks named Tel
Whose advice went down very well
The jokes were quite tragic
But still had some magic
So we ended up laughing like hell

(sorry Tel)

 

[ayjay]

Limericks - From Funny Famous Ditties To Rude Little Witty's!

 

[Richard Burns]

There was a poster named Ayjay
Who got his words round the wrong way
The posts were quite weird
But it is worse than we feared
He's gone dotty on ditties they say

 

[GLENNSPARK]

there was once a man from Leeds....
who swallowed a packet of seeds...
and out of his arse grew blades of grass and his balls were all covered in weeds...

 

[ayjay]

there was an old j-w called dave,who kept a dead ----- in a cave
"wasn,t it discusting? with all that dust in?
but think of the money you save

 

[ayjay]

a young fella with hair quite gingery tore a hole throuhh his sisters best lingery
he made uphis mind to spank her behind and to add