Seagull **** and how do you deal with it ?

[seprim]

Hi
There are seagulls all round my neck of the woods and they are chavs with wings - O for a silenced shotgun . . . but no-one cant shoot seagulls of course . How do you deal with the crepe they leave and does anyone have any experience with solar modules and these irritants ?

 

[alarm man]

to be fair those seagulls have as much right as us to be there,i live on the coast and while they can be a pain,id rather shoot the chavs that cause trouble and fights..

 

[SPARTYKUS]

Feed them the blandest thing on the menu.

Will bung them up for days

 

[alarm man]

Feed them the blandest thing on the menu.

Will bung them up for days

they only need lambrini and chips,the chavs dont need much either..

 

[SPARTYKUS]

chavs = scr0tes ?

Apologies been hanging around custody suites too long (installing I might add)

 

[Big n Daft]

Nasty stuff crepes.
Try putting bacon and cheese on 'em. A lot to answer for these crepe makers, wots wrong with bread and butter, bloody europeans.

 

[Adam W]

chavs = scr0tes ?

Apologies been hanging around custody suites too long (installing I might add)

By "custody suites" I take it you mean 'police cells', not to be confused with the other kind of custardy sweets:

 

[MarkieSparkie]

The DIY method:
Mustard sandwiches work well, makes the blighters wary of looking for food at that location again.
The more conventional methods used with success round here are:
1) Dummy Eagle Owl perched on the roof.
2) The MOD use a recording of the seagull distress call, high volume at random intervals to scare the seagull away from airfields.

 

[Adam W]

... Or baking soda sandwiches...

 

[seprim]

... Or baking soda sandwiches...

HAHAHAHA ! Does that just give them the squits or do they go BANG! ?